How do you know when Taylor Swift is dead? When you don't hear Boyfriend songs anymore

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Why didn't the blonde get into college? She was killed in a car accident.

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Yo mama is so fat that: it is ruining her self esteem and she worries about her health.

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Knock Knock Who's There? No One You're Crazy

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What did the cat say to the dog? "Meow."

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And now, A cow pretending to be a man: Jeff: Alan, are you a cow? Alan: What?! No! Cow: Yah me neither you guys want to go skatebords? *Awkward*

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Q:why do bananas where sunscreen? A:beacause they peel!!haha

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What turns red and explodes in a microwave A cat

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Why did the cookie go to the docter? Because he was dieing of terminal cancer.

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Do you want to hear a joke? Yes? Well that's probably why you came to this site.

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A person walked into a bar, he saw it was the wrong bar so he leaves...

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Why do reindeer pull Santa's Sleigh? Because Santa won't feed them if they don't.

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How many kids with ADHD does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Popsicle!

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#1 rule in arguments: if losing, start correcting their grammar

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What did the Dog say to the Cat? Nothing, Cats and Dogs are of different species and can therefore not understand one another.

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A catholic priest held a puppet show at a kindergarten. The children were a very polite audience and the event was considered a great success.

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democracy

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A Jew picked up a penny. He thought his beard matched the guy on the coin.

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Japan called... They need help.

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What do you call a successful black man who has it all? A hip hop artist.

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What did the teacher tell the failing student? You will most likely be kicked out of our school and have no further education and be subjected to a low-level career.

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Do you know what would happen if you were to like this Anti-Joke? ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... I would get another like.

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How do you wake up Lady GAGA? A sludge hammer!

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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