- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you stop your baby from crawling into your room? Shove a spear through its head.

Why did Eve eat the fruit first? Because women are whores.

If you asked an alzheimer's patient what the meaning of life is, what answer would you get? Probably an answer that doesn't respond to the question but is bound to be hilarious.

if one legs christmas and the other is new years then you have a rare desease call holidaylegtosisisisisis

What did the man say when he saw a truck in his yard? There's a truck in my yard.

Q: How do you wake up Lady Gaga A: You pokerface

What's better than winning the special Olympics? Not being retarded.

What happens when you try to hand feed a shark You have one less hand

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how did the thirteen year old girl get pregnant? she was raped.

A man comes home early from work to find that his wife is in bed with another man, startled by his presence the wife quickly utters 'it's not what it looks like", the husband however, disregards this comment and later files for a divorce

What does Batman say to scare Robin? Don't make me get the bat!

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who hooked up with Sinead Walker? • Liam Findlay

There once was a mathematician, a physicist and an engineer in a room without an exit. The ceiling catches fire. They all die.

why did the baby die? It was born with cancer

What did Santa do on Christmas? NOTHING HES NOT REAL!

roses are red Jacob's a Jew the holocaust was funny Haha f**k you

Q: What did the twin tower say to the other twin tower? A: I'm falling for you.

What do you get when you cross a chicken with a beagle? An abomination.

How does a black guy call to another black guy in Africa? using a telephone

How many cows can you fit in a field? It depends on how big your field is.

The burgler walked into the house. Nobody noticed the initial intrusion. The burgler quickly left. The family of which was stolen from woke up the next day and enjoyed a hearty breakfast of grains, oats, and barley without a worry on anyone's mind.

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