Why is john unable to ride a bike? because john is a rock

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Knock knock. Who's there? Sam, your doorbell isn't working.

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Why did phil krahn go to the store? To get one of those suits

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How do you fit 45 Jews into a car? 5 in the car 40 in the ashtray.

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Out of all the sadness and death in the world...do you know what the worst part is? Mexicans are still hoping the border...

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what did the cheese say to the wall? nothing cheese can't talk.

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What's black and hangs from a tree? A tire swing.

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A man eats a piece of fried chicken A chicken that was days before retirement and had a pregnant wife and two children to look after

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why is liam baldy because his dad is too

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I had a joke about a tie, but it wasn't funny.

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-Knock knock -Go away -*Breaks door and shoots*

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Early yesterday around 10:23am a local women by the name of Bethany Francis Polluch died from a injury to the head. At the scene investigators discovered a tree fell on her causing the trauma. Believe it or not the tree was in the kitchen.

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How did Bob fall off the swing? He had no arms. Why couldn't he get up? He had no arms. What did Bob get for Christmas? Cancer.

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Jake Bowar

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Do you need any assistance?

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Q: Your arms are tied and bleeding from your face, a bull is charging at you, a catapult launches a bunch of rottweilers with rabies straight at your face, a nuclear bomb right next to you is five seconds from exploding, and my teleportation device ia right next to you, what do you do? A: You start by getting your own damn teleportation device! The hell ill let you bleed on mine!

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Yo mamma's handwriting is so bad that its barely legible to most people!

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A man walks into a bar. He says ow

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What do you eat when you watch porn? Corn

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a dude goes to vegas and loses his money, the moral of the story is not to trust the internet this story was written by The Internet

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As if it helps your self esteem: Nothing yet, Be the first to comment.

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why did the cookie go to the docter he felt crumpie

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what is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? -one is the chosen people of Isreal and one is a food that was founded in Italy

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What does Na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na equal? A lot of sodium

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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