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What does Na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na equal? A lot of sodium

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What is the difference between a black guy and shit? One just looks and smells like shit, and the other actually is shit.

what did the ugly girl get on valentines? A paper bag

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Whats funnier than 24? 25

Why did the chicken cross the road? To go fishing.

Why was the black man running away from the cops? He was running a relay race.

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Michael Jordan? Their last names.

Knock Knock, Who's there? Satan. Oh **** go away.

Paddy and Murphy are walking down the street, Paddy says to Murphy, "Alright Murphy? How's the kids?" Murphy says to Paddy, "Not bad, thanks."

Whats big, yellow and red? a school bus with a bunch of dead children.

lick my ballsack.... ok

Yo momma eats healthy, exercises regularly and is likely in decent physical condition.

Your mother is so fat that she has diabetes

The funniest tragedy in his young life...wasn't funny.

Why did the chicken cross the road? How did the chicken get out of the henhouse?

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says .... Hey, you shouldn't be in here; you're a big and powerful animal and any sudden movement could be dangerous for anyone around you. You have sharp hooves and we don't carry anything ergonomically designed for you to actually drink out of ... so, it's probably best that you just go ahead and get out of here. The irishman at the bar says to the bartender: Why are you talking to a horse as if it can understand you? They do not understand the spoken word and do not have the vocal chords to reply.

This night was a stormy one, alot was destroyed, but the spirit of Little Jonny Harrison lived on with a shining light so strong it could blind some. Jonny lived in a village atop a hill. Citizens were frightened for their lives, all but Jonny. He was bullied from the age of 3 months, by his Uncle Clive, who was a Catholic Priest. Fear in the eyes of the normal residents, whilst, in Jonny's heart, there glowed a glow of pure hope and confidence, Jonny Harrison, was going into the storm. Jonny knew he could amount to something, if he really really tried. He has 6 years behind him, and a long life ahead, and he figured, what's the worst that could happen? He said to himself, there will be nothing worse out there than Uncle Clive's Magical Basement. Jonny sat his mother down, looked her in the eye and whispered farewell. He wished his father the best wishes possible. Finally, Rosie, Jonny's sweet old Grandmother, who had been addicted to Meth for about 25 years now and been through 13 interventions and countless suicide attempts, opened her ears to young Jonny's speech, he said softly in her ear, the words, "Hang in there, Gran. I know you can pull through, I may be only six but I sure as heck know how much i care for you.". The words of love echoed in her ears as Jonny walked away. He took with him a carton of Ribena and his lucky medal and took his first step outside. He took the carton of Ribena, crumpled it up, spraying fruit juice on his dungarees, and threw it to the wet grass. He faced the towering lightning cloud and shouted, "Nothing will stop me!". Jonny died shortly after of AIDS. His Uncle Clive was sentence to 5 years in prison for child molestation and consistant child abuse. Rosie Harrison died later that day.

How do you get a clown of a swing set U hit it with an ax 2.5 times

How do you kill a blond wearing a hat? Shoot her in the face.

What's pink, wrinkly and hangs out your trousers? Your nan.

how do you spell ugly ? U G L Y.

Chuck norris walked into a bar. He went up to the bartender, clenched his fists and gave him some money

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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