What happened to the guy that stuck his finger up his asshole? It felt GOOOOOOODD

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What's so sad about a bus with mentally handicapped children driving off a cliff? There was one empty seat.

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What do you call an anti joke with no punchline?

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Why are asians so good at maths? Because their culture exercises a hard work ethic in order for many of them to achieve high ranking jobs in order to support their families

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Contrary to popular belief- And this just in. My daughter has breast cancer.

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Why was the guy on top of the van It was his funeral

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Whats red and hurts if it hits you in the face? a brick

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have 5 fingers, The middle one's for you!

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What did the deaf guy say to the other deaf guy? What?

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How do you know a man is Jewish? Because he told you or you met him in a synagogue.

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How many years old is Chuck Norris? The same amount of years that it has been since he was born.

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Little Miss Muffet Sat on a tuffet, Eating her curds and whey; Along came a spider, Who sat down beside her But was offered the window seat, Because this was Little Miss Muffet's stop

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Black Veil Brides.

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When is a bus not a bus? When it explodes.

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A Jew picked up a penny. He thought his beard matched the guy on the coin.

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Women's Sports

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how many babies can you fit in a bass drum? 19.

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Japan called... They need help.

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How many cops does it take to change a lightbulb? 1

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If a tree falls in the woods, and no one is around to hear it - Is there still a woman in the kitchen?

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What's better than winning gold at the special Olympics? Not being retarded. - Blake Woodman

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What did they farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

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What's yellow and can't Swim? A bulldozer

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What's dead? Your mum.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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