Why did brad pay the sexy looking librarian with a big smile on his face? Becouse brad returned his books to late and had to pay a fine for that. The librarian made a joke about the fact that it was a waste of money to return the books late.

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guess what what? nothing.

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Rock mattress.

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Whats big, ugly, and sucks? Death.

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Dear Sarah, Your a damn lesbian! Sincerely Adam Claypool

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was making a suicide attempt.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? 452

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? He was ferociously raped by a bear.

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Why couldn't little Sarah smell the roses? Her face was mauled by a grizzly bear

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Good.

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A man walks into a bar and says, "Ouch!" The other bar patrons ask him what is wrong, to which he replies, "I stubbed my toe."

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Your mother is so stupid, she is unable to uphold a steady job and cannot support you financially.

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YOUR MOM JOKES ARE SO OLD because the last time i herd a ur mom joke i fell off my dinosaur...

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I was in the grocery store on a sunday afternoon, and i saw a black man. To my surprise, HE DIDN'T BUY ANY FRIED CHICKEN?!?!

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If life gives you lemons, don't accept them because you have a citrus allergy.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who Doctor Octagonapus! BLAAAUUUUGGGHHHH

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yo momma is so tall shes tall

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Wheelchair high jump

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What do you call an unexpected pregnancy? A defective condom.

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Why did the fox cross the road Because it didn't anticipate getting mashed by the passing lorry

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What noise does a dead dog make ? Nothing its dead

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Why was Jimmy so upset? Because both of his parents died.

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What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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