What do Asians eat for dinner? Home cooked meals

What is Bigfoots favorite food? Biscuits and Gravy.

What do you call a black man who graduated med school? A doctor

Why did the chicken cross the road? He farted

A disabled man runs into a bar. He notices he's not disabled and realizes his mother lied to him his whole life.

How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? They can't, because feminists can never change anything!

9 little monkeys jumping on the bed... One fell off and died!

why did the man crash a plane into the twin towers? he was a clumsy terrorist going for the sears tower

What is a question?

womens rights

Why did the chicken cross the road? Due the limited cognitive ability and a lack of critical thinking skills, the chicken mistakenly ventured across the road in search of grain. Luckily the chicken was not injured on this occasion, however other chickens may not be so lucky in the future.

whats white and sticking?... glue, you dirty bastard

A jewish man walks into a bar because he was thirsty.

A man is eating a sandwich. He is promptly shot in the face.

a blonde and a brunette sit down to take an IQ test. They both scored above average and were very proud.

2 snare drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff.... ba dooom chesh

Yo momma is so average, she has to maintain her own facebook account...

I'd type a joke about dicks but it's too long.

don't look behind you

An Irish man willingly walks out of a bar

How do you wake up your snoring friend? Cut his feet off.

What did the pornstar say to the priest? i DO porn

what happened after 9/11?? 9/12.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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