- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mom's so fat, she's overweight !

why did the chicken cross the road?? to go shopping for some aspirin because one of his children recently developed a raging headache and it was only logical for him to go to the pharmacy that was conveniantly placed across the road.

What did the squirrel say to the owl? Nothing, because owls and squirrels don't talk, but the owl ate the squirrel because it's a bird of prey.

Two women were sitting quietly.

3 men walked into a bar... They sat down and had a beer.

What's funnier than the Holocaust? Most things, as the Holocaust was a terrible tragedy.

How did the semen cross the road I put on the wrong sock this morning

sdrawkcab ekoj siht tleps I whether you like it or not

A termite walks into the pub and says "Is the bar tender here?"

A man entered into a house, because it hadn't any door.

Why was the man afraid of the pack of wolves? The man was blind and heard his stomach growling even though he had just eaten two buckets of KFC.

Have you ever noticed that when geese fly in a V, one side is long than the other? Do you know why that is? There are more geese on that side

Why did the man fall over? he had a stroke.

How do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at it's face.

Tommy has no arms and legs. What did he get for Christmas? Cancer

Larry stopped by today to drop of a package. The package was a bomb. So I gave the "gift" to my neighbor for her birthday. My Mom is my neighbor.

How many cops does it take to change a lightbulb? 1

An owl turns to the other owl. He has to, he can't move his eyes.

Why did the boy have a tumor? Because he had cancer.

A boat drowns in the middle of the water. Everyone dies except for an Asian guy. Why did he live? Because he could swim.

A fat boy walked into a party

Where was Susie when the bomb exploded? Everywhere

roses are red violets are blue i took your cup to the bathroom ...thats not really apple juice:)

Roses are red, violets are blue, trains.

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