How u know when ur sister have periods... Fathers dig taste like blood

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What has 4 eyes but can't see? A blind man wearing glasses.

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What is Bigfoots favorite food? Biscuits and Gravy.

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Why couldn't the 1 year old talk? It's a 1 year old, idiot, it can't!

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What is a question?

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How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? They can't, because feminists can never change anything!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Due the limited cognitive ability and a lack of critical thinking skills, the chicken mistakenly ventured across the road in search of grain. Luckily the chicken was not injured on this occasion, however other chickens may not be so lucky in the future.

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Why couldn't the man reach the police on his phone after his leg was hacked off by a serial killer? He had AT&T as a service provider.

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what do kallum and joel have in common they both work at club getaway

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How do you wake up your snoring friend? Cut his feet off.

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a rabbi,a priest and minister didn't walk into a bar. Bars are for fun and fun is for not completely insane brainwashed people.

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A man walks into the local grocery store on his way to work. He stops by the pastry section to buy a bagel. As he is paying, the cashier says "and here's some blueberries, they're complimentary." The man looks at the blueberries expectantly. When they don't say anything he looks up, feeling foolish, pays for his bagel and heads off to work as a partner in a lawyer firm.

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what happened after 9/11?? 9/12.

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Nice weather we're having.

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A bear walks into a bar. Four people were taken to the hospital and there was one fatality.

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Who taught Chuck Norris? -Chuck Norris

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What do you call a muslim behind the controls of an airliner? A pilot you rascist.

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viki has 10 penises around her she eats 8 of them what does viki have? viki has AIDS

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what did one mexican say to the other Hi.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it lacks the cognitive reasoning ability necessary to determine that walking into oncoming traffic will surely result in death

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Why is Alan in the hospital? Because he got cancer.

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Q: Whats so funny about an antijoke? A: nothing

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why was six afraid of seven? because seven threatened to kill him and his family.

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Poop

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Anti Joke

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