What's grey and looks good on policemen? your mom.

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Jared Gough is a slut

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Why was the puppy sad? It was burning alive

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Jake Bowar

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Why? Because!

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Do you need any assistance?

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-When is a door not a door? -Never

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What is Beethoven's favorite fruit? While Beethoven enjoyed many different varieties of fruit, he found strawberries the most appealing.

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what is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? -one is the chosen people of Isreal and one is a food that was founded in Italy

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I had a "What would jesus do bracelet" and some kid kicked me in the shin... As i was contemplating on what to do to him, i looked at the bracelet and remembered.... SO I SET HIM ON FIRE AND SENT HIM TO HELL!!!

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Two trains, each having a speed of 30km/h, are headed at each other on the same straight track. A bird that can fly 60km/h flies off the front of one train when they are 60km apart and heads directly for the other train. After reaching the other train, the bird flies directly back to the first train, and so forth. What is the total distance the bird travels before the train collide? Who cares about the bird if two trains are going to collide? You need to call this in immediately.

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This is probably how President Obama proposed to his wife. "I don't wanna be Obama self"

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A- Knock Knock B- Who's there? A- Soccer!

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what is the difference between oral sex and anal sex? one has to deal with a butt

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Three children are celebrating Christmas, Joey got a toy train, Janey got a barbie doll, Know what Jimmy got??? Cancer.

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What's worse than hearing another Holocaust anti-joke? The Holocaust.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I wish you were here, To get to the other side!

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How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? None, cus feminists can't change shit.

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Why did the 15 year old girl not enjoy her taco? Because the man making her taco was kid napped and replaced with a female that forgot to put cheese on it.

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How many Amish people does it take to change a light bulb? None because they don't believe in technology.

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Anti jokes.

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What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Michael Jordan? Their last names.

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How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

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tänk om jag inte vill läga upp en ny

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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