What did the person say to the person about to run into the tree? Watch out for that tree!

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sarah taylor

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Poop

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What did the left nut say to the right nut? Nothing

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Knock knock Whose there? Interrupting doctor Interr-- You have cancer.

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nick biggs ate a car well his name is nick BIGGS

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Q: What do you call a plane with no wings? A: An unfinished plane.

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roses are red violets are blue i have alzheimers roses are red

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-When is a door not a door? -Never

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Want to hear a tough toung twister? spoons

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A blond and a redhead are walking down the street the red head says look a dead bird the blond looks up

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whats worse than not getting what you want for christmas? a child melester

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A man walked into a bar and it hurt.

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how do you make a dog roll over you kill it

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what's worse than finding a fat couple in a buffet?

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your mom is so poor that she is unable to pay for your child care leaving you to have a terrible childhood, troubled adolescence, and eventually lie passed out in an alley after OD'ing off of heroin.

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How do you get an elephant in pajamas? Elephants are large mammals with several layers of body fat, and pajamas are for humans. there is no purpose in attempting this feat at all.

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Knock Knock Whose there? Get out of the bathroom Get out of the bathroom who? No, your in the bathroom

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JESUS SAYS PICTURE HERE ..... Throws a party for 12 people the world still talks about 2012 years latter !

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Woman's rights.

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Q: What did Mr. Spock say when Captain Kirk was raping him? A: "Ouch! Ouch! Captain, this is so illogical!"

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What is funnier than 9 black fellas dead in a trashbin? 1 black fella dead in 9 trashbins.

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Why did the black man cross the road? Because he lived an worked on opposite sides of the road, and so consequently needed to cross the road to work, and provide an income for his family, so they could have fresh food, clean water, and have money to pay the bills such as the mortgage so they didnt become poor and homeless, which would inevitably lead to illness and an early death for them all.

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chuck norris is meeeeean to pain.

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