Q. Why did the Muslim go to hell? A. Because his name was Osama Bin laden.

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What do you call a black man with a group of 5 white guys? Friends. What do you call a white guy with 5 black guys? a diffrent ratio of black and white friends.

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i would like to know if the rumors about the moon being made out of chees is true because nobody told me it was CC

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Why did the Vietnemese prostitute ask for the phone? Because she wanted to use the phone.

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Why do Christians believe in God? Because he is real.

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lick my ballsack.... ok

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Do you ever feel, like a plastic bag? No, because plastic bags are man-made inanimate objects.

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A traveler gets a flat tire on an old farm road. He goes to the door of the neasrest farm and knocks. The farmer and his beautiful 21 year old daughter answer the door. Traveler: "I'm sorry, but I have a flat. Is there any place I can stay until I get it repaired?" Farmer: "Why yes. Our church sponsors a homeless shelter and rehab center down the road.I can give you a ride there if you like?"

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A guy is walking on the beach one day when he stubs his toe on something shiny. Digging in the sand he finds an old, tarnished lamp. He takes it home and liberally applies polish, then puts it on his mantlepiece, it completes the look he was going for in his room and he feels like all his wishes have come true. His wife dies in a car accident later that day.

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A man walked into a bar, he was extremely short sighted, after this occurence he decided to phone up the opticians to get some glasses.

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Why is America such a great place to live? It's not North Korea.

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what is big and white? the moon

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What is worse than getting the wrong haircut at a hair salon? A terrible shooting at your local Chuck-E-Cheese

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A. Why did the chicken cross the road? B. To get to the other side.

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A Blonde, a Brunette, and a Red head were on a plane. They never met, and went their separate ways.

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Go in public and say this You-it smells like up sexy in here Person-what's up sexy? You-nothing much, how about yo

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Why did the tree fall down? Because no one caught it.

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When Life gives you lemons... Squeeze the juice right back into Life's eyes!

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Roses are red, violets are blue, Flappy Bird is no where near as annoying as you!

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Dear Sarah, Your a damn lesbian! Sincerely Adam Claypool

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ballsack

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Which is rather deceiving, Considering that the name 'violet' should naturally insinuate that the object it is describing is violet as well. Violet as a color is generally a deep shade of purple. Therefore, shouldn't the aforementioned plant, the 'violet', be violet in color as opposed to the blue color that is most widely accepted by the general populous?

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A Man walks in to a bar and orders a pint of lager, he notices something floating on the top of his drink so he calls over the bartender. "Excuse me, I think there's something in my dr-" The man's sentence was cut short as a man with a gun had just walked into the bar. He killed everyone, there were no survivors.

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What do you call someone who takes a toaster into their bath? Adele's number one fan.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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