What do you call a bay that got run over by a train? Thomas

Who's gay and has buttsex? Dan.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm a schizophrenic, And so am I.

what did the banana say to the apple i dont know because bananas dont talk

The lemons on the tree are ripe. They will be picked.

Q: is this the krusty krab? A: No this is patrick!

What's the difference between a lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a lamborghini in my garage.

What turns red and explodes in a microwave A cat

Whats worse than being arrested for a crime you didn't commit? Teenage pregnancy.

There's no "i" in tim.

whats worse than having your bike stolen? Getting raped

Why do reindeer pull Santa's Sleigh? Because Santa won't feed them if they don't.

why do birds fly away when you go near them? incase your black

Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything is black, I am blind.

why would you thank the KKK because they killed the president

Knock knock. Who's there? John John who John

I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis.

Whats gay and smells like straight girls? An envelope.

What has 4 eyes but can't see? A blind man wearing glasses.

Why wasnt the chicken able to cross the road? Because it was disabled

Dick spice

How do you make a clown cry? You kill his family and chop off his legs.

A man goes to the doctor suspecting he might have erectile dysfunction. The doctor raises an eyebrow and asks, "Does it come up a lot?" "No."

What's brown and sticky? Poo

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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