What do chicken babies have in common? They both taste like chicken.

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Y did a fat woman cross the rode? To get to McDonalds

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Abe Lincoln, George Washington, George Bush and Barack Obama are sitting at a table at a bar. They all realize that none of them know each other, wonder when in time they are, have mental breakdowns, and run screaming into the night.

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what did the ugly girl get on valentines? A paper bag

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Women's Rights

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What do you call a black man in the olympics? An olympian.

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A duckling is following its mother, but gets separated. Noticing that her child is lost the mother duck calls out, and the duckling finds her quickly.

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What's worse than dropping your sandwich. Dying of pancreatic cancer.

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What's big, red and eats rocks? A big, red Rock-Eater

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A man walks into a bar and says "ouch." It was an Iron bar.

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What does KFC stand for? Kids Fattening Center

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What is brown and sticky? The substance used to line your stomach when getting your stomach pumped.

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Hey, are you 5? Ya I am 5 inches deep in your MOM!!

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What's the difference between two black people? Ones a little mocha caramel.

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A friend asks his buddy, "Hey, what's your favorite color?" Buddy slowly turns his head and stares intensely at the only black person in the room and says," "White." Buddy has never been called racist.

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Nipples+poop= good stuff. Hellllll yeaaahhhh

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What did Connor say to the fat man? Dude ur extremely fat.

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You know what is better than winning a race in the Special Olympics? Winning two races.

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Which came first, The chicken or the egg? Well, Firstly, I suppose that depends on if we are discussing Creation or Evolution. If we are talking about Evolution, The Chicken must Logically have evolved from an egg laying creature, one which was similar to, but not quite a chicken, so, the first chicken hatched from the egg of said creature. However, if we are discussing Creation, there is no way to discern which the deity in question decided to create first, so, even odds. Therefore, Logically, there is a 75% chance the Egg came first. However, if we are discussing Chicken Eggs Specifically, the reverse is true, because the egg the first Chicken hatched from would not have been a chicken egg, it would have been the egg of another creature, a "proto-chicken" if you will. and so, in the evolution scenario, the Chicken came first. Still, in this situation, there are even odds as to which a creator may or may not have created first. Therefore, Logically, in this Scenario, there is a 75% chance that the Chicken came first

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If you asked an alzheimer's patient what the meaning of life is, what answer would you get? Probably an answer that doesn't respond to the question but is bound to be hilarious.

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why did the chicken cross the street? it didn't.

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Gabe Mercado

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what's the hardest part about microwaving a baby? holding the camera and masturbating

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How did the man rape the woman? With his penis.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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