- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the left nut say to the right nut? Nothing

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What did the person say to the person about to run into the tree? Watch out for that tree!

Do you know what the cop said to the black guy? Your free to go

A man walks into a bar. Now I have to kill you, because that's top secret information.

Hey, name is Anita, I am Nero`s nurse, he told me to say that if you wish to speak any further, you are going to have to call him and prove you are not some guy. Say Tifa, do you ever play videogames?

What happens when you throw a green rock into the Red Sea? It gets wet.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are not very intelligent and was scared by a shadow. The chicken's survival instincts caused it to cross the road, away from the shadow. The chicken crossed the road safely, and is now happily pecking at worms.

why did Suzie fall off the swing? she had no arms. knock knock? whos there not Suzie

What is blue and smells like red paint, Blue Paint

Q: What do you call a plane with no wings? A: An unfinished plane.

roses are red violets are blue i have alzheimers roses are red

whats worse than not getting what you want for christmas? a child melester

A blond and a redhead are walking down the street the red head says look a dead bird the blond looks up

Want to hear a tough toung twister? spoons

hiya im writing this coz im drunk and ktieally slumped over the keyobard i feel relaly sick man and i dunno why i;lm teling you this, coz i should reallyt nbe om nrd ny noe. goodnight antijokers

Knock knock Whose there? Interrupting doctor Interr-- You have cancer.

A man walked into a bar and it hurt.

how do you make a dog roll over you kill it

what's worse than finding a fat couple in a buffet?

How do you get an elephant in pajamas? Elephants are large mammals with several layers of body fat, and pajamas are for humans. there is no purpose in attempting this feat at all.

What do you call it when Chuck Norris gambles? Chuck Norris does not gamble. That would imply the chance of losing.

robin, get in the car.

Knock Knock Whose there? Get out of the bathroom Get out of the bathroom who? No, your in the bathroom

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