Q: What's the similarity between puzzles and women? A: Prior to the 1920's neither had the right to vote.

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a rabbi,a priest and minister didn't walk into a bar. Bars are for fun and fun is for not completely insane brainwashed people.

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A man walks into the local grocery store on his way to work. He stops by the pastry section to buy a bagel. As he is paying, the cashier says "and here's some blueberries, they're complimentary." The man looks at the blueberries expectantly. When they don't say anything he looks up, feeling foolish, pays for his bagel and heads off to work as a partner in a lawyer firm.

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A bear walks into a bar. Four people were taken to the hospital and there was one fatality.

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Nice weather we're having.

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Want to hear a joke about my penis? Nevermind it's too long.

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Why is Alan in the hospital? Because he got cancer.

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Q: Whats so funny about an antijoke? A: nothing

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What is green and red all over? The Hulk's Penis in a blender

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it lacks the cognitive reasoning ability necessary to determine that walking into oncoming traffic will surely result in death

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what did one mexican say to the other Hi.

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Who taught Chuck Norris? -Chuck Norris

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What's black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

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Why'd the aborted fetus cross the road? 9/11

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What do you see when the Pillsbury Dough Boy bends over? I don't know, I don't look when he bends over because I don't like him like that. He's just a friend, that's all.

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why was six afraid of seven? because seven threatened to kill him and his family.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman...

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why did Suzie fall off the swing? she had no arms. knock knock? whos there not Suzie

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What is blue and smells like red paint, Blue Paint

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Hey, name is Anita, I am Nero`s nurse, he told me to say that if you wish to speak any further, you are going to have to call him and prove you are not some guy. Say Tifa, do you ever play videogames?

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What happens when you throw a green rock into the Red Sea? It gets wet.

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Do you know what the cop said to the black guy? Your free to go

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A man walks into a bar. Now I have to kill you, because that's top secret information.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are not very intelligent and was scared by a shadow. The chicken's survival instincts caused it to cross the road, away from the shadow. The chicken crossed the road safely, and is now happily pecking at worms.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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