there were 2 sausages in a frying pan. One sausage says it sure is hot in here. The other one says WTF a talking sausage!

What's the difference between babies and butter? You can't pitchfork butter.

whats the best way to burn calories? Set a fat kid on fire.

yo mama is so fat that they call her fat mama

So these IRS agents were negotiating a deal.....

q. what did the fat guy get from burger king a. heart disease

The seven dwarfs were in a sauna feeling happy. So Happy got up and left.

What is the diffrence between a guy and pie? The pie taste like fruit somethimes

What do you call 10 dead babies in a blender? A horrible, horrible child abuse incident.

What do you call a thirsty girl? H2Hoe

what did helen keller name her dog? scruffy

Why did Timmy fall off the swings? -Because he had no arms Knock knock! Who's there? Not Timmy

What did Justin Bieber say when he felt funny? Wheres my tampon

Why did the seal get confused when a spider tried to high five him? Because spiders have eight legs.

A Jew, homosexual and Irishman walk into a bar. What a fine example of an integrated community.

What can Harry Potter NOT see with his glasses? His parents...alive.

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What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown suit

How do you make a teacher cry? Shit in their water bottle.

A: Knock Knock! B: No ones home.

An Irish man willingly walks out of a bar

What's black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

A man is eating a sandwich. He is promptly shot in the face.

If you added up all of the grains of sand in all the beaches of the world, how many would there be? Anyone?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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