What is the difference between a black guy and shit? One just looks and smells like shit, and the other actually is shit.

what did the ugly girl get on valentines? A paper bag

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why did the cookie go to the docter he felt crumpie

what's worse then droping your phone. 9/11 having sex with the holocaust

What do you eat when you watch porn? Corn

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Michael Jordan? Their last names.

Why did Kanye West hit Rihanna? He didn't. It was Chris Brown you dumb ****

Knock Knock, Who's there? Satan. Oh **** go away.

lick my ballsack.... ok

i went through your mum like a plane on 9,11

nine...eleven

Whats fat, brown and on the ground? A chubby indian kid

why did the chicken cross the street? it didn't.

Whats green all over and travels at 100mph A christmas tree in a gokart

Yo mama is so fat, she is thinking of going on a diet.

Make an effort in life whenever you want. Fight trough life when you got no other choice.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman...

when Bonquisha and Letroy had a baby girl what did they name her? Courtney.

There once was an X from place B, Who satisfied predicate P, Then X did thing A, In a specified way, Resulting in circumstance C.

Why did everyone call the one-legged man Matt? Because that was his name.

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood?.....Why the **** do you care?

What's White and can't climb up a tree? A fridge.

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