nine...eleven

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What happened to the boy who wanted to jump off a cliff? He jumped off a cliff.

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What do you call a bunch of Mexicans on fire? Jumping Beans.

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Hello

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And I want you like Anne Frank wanted ... nobody to read her diary. Cuz, like a diary is a collection of secret things that no one else reads, that's the whole point of a diary. Millions of people have breached this little girl's privacy after she was chased by Nazis. Kick her while she's down.

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Q. Why did the Muslim go to hell? A. Because his name was Osama Bin laden.

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Whats fat, brown and on the ground? A chubby indian kid

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asparagus

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why did the chicken cross the street? it didn't.

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a seal walks into a bar. replace "bar" with "club". and replace "walks into" with "gets bludgeon by."

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Her lips are not proportionally fit to her face.

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what reason a man dont cry when the dog of his own childs dies? *guess the answer now a) he killed it b) he didnt like it c) a + b

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How do you find the richest person in Mexico? Google it!

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman...

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Make an effort in life whenever you want. Fight trough life when you got no other choice.

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69

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What's White and can't climb up a tree? A fridge.

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How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood?.....Why the **** do you care?

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Which is rather deceiving, Considering that the name 'violet' should naturally insinuate that the object it is describing is violet as well. Violet as a color is generally a deep shade of purple. Therefore, shouldn't the aforementioned plant, the 'violet', be violet in color as opposed to the blue color that is most widely accepted by the general populous?

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How do you jump off a bridge? You jump

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when Bonquisha and Letroy had a baby girl what did they name her? Courtney.

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What does an owl and a mole have in common? They both live underground, apart from the owl

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A Blonde, a Brunette, and a Red head were on a plane. They never met, and went their separate ways.

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Whats big, ugly, and sucks? Death.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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