Q: Why did the Jew have to go to the Holocaust A: Because he was Jewish

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What the diffrence between a jew and a pizza? The pizza doesn't scream when it goes in the oven

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Yo momma is so fat that she is large.

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What time is it? 12:03 AM

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Why did the mother have an abortion? Because she thought it would best financially for her current family.

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I used to be a schizophrenic but we're okay now

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A man walks into a bar. Now, that's unheard of !

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If you put a bee in the freezer, it will get cold and fall asleep. After it’s asleep, put it in your mouth, but don’t eat it. Just let it sit there. It will get warm and wake up. Now you have a bee in your mouth.

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Thumbs this up

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Hello I'm a fat kid

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No

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A horse walks into a bar. It neighs and knocks over a few tables before leaving the bar confused.

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if u have a problem with this then comment !!!!!!!!!!!

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whyo black peopple lie koolade the like the taste

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ring ring young man: dad? mom's dead? woman: i think you dialed the wrong number young man: .......oh im sorry, you're absolutely right, silly me! woman: don't worry about it. young man: (chuckles) click

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Why can't Ray Charles drive? Because he's blind? No, because he's dead

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Whats the difference between a jew and a boy scout boy scouts come back from camp

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What do you get when you mix red and yellow? Orange.

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What's the similarity between a dog and a car? They're both made out of atoms.

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What do you call a supporter of Barrack Obama? A welfare recipient

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Wanna hear a joke womens rights

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This is not a good joke.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a big dick, Now suck it you fucking bitch!

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What's grosser than gross? Grosser. What's grosser than that? Grossest.

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