- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Pirate ships are used by pirates.

why did the 14 year old girl cross the road? to get an abortion of the child she became impregnated with after getting raped.

Why did the Catholic priest get excommunicated from the church? He couldn't read.

Freddie Mercurys teeth

Exactly what?

Why can't Jesus eat M&M's? Because they keep falling through the holes in his hands.

Why do horses read books? We are all doomed...

Did you see the blind man get hit by a car? Neither did he.

What is brown and smells? Poop

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why did the japanese bomb pearl harbor? they wanted to weaken the US naval fleet to stop the US embargo on oil being shipped to japan

There was a blond girl, a redhead, and a brunette. They all walk into a hotel and are granted equally friendly desk service because hair color is not a reliable indicator of intelligence or economic status.

What would we do with out women? Die and then become extinct

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How many jews does it take to change a light bulb? over 100

A man asked another man what he was doing the next day. The man then proceeded to tell him that he had not intended on having any plans due to the fact that he was planning on killing himself within the next twenty three hours.

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two fish are in a tank.

Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow You thought that this would be romantic, but alas, it is only gardening facts

Why did the blonde cross the road? Because she was stupid.

Why don't I ever lmao? Because my ass got bitten off by a bear.

Roses are grey, violets are grey, im a dog

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