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What did the chicken do before it crossed the road? Looked both ways and then crossed with caution while looking out for oncoming vehicles.

What do you call a man who just came home from a 72-hour work shift ? You don't call him, you let him sleep.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the other monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Because he thought it was a game.

Knock knock Whos there? Orphan. Orphan who? Orphan miller. Orphan miller who? Orphan miller jones. Orphan miller jones who? Thats it. Oh okay, I get it you're doing a knock knock joke Yeah. did it go alright? Yeah I guess, untill we started talking in 3rd person.

How do you stop a pedophile from following you? Throw a fridge at him

So this is an anti-joke website, right?

one fish two fish red fish kill the fish

The chicken crossed the road and died. The end.

Obama is a black man living in a white house. TEEHEE

That's a lie, buffaloes are extinct now

what's the difference between a bearded man and bearded lady the bearded man has a PENIS

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the chicken do before it crossed the road? Looked both ways and then crossed with caution while looking out for oncoming vehicles.

How Do You Get Your Mom To Shut up? You Kill Her.

penisface

Listen I know you're a cat and I'm a cat but I know we can be friends

What do you call a man who just came home from a 72-hour work shift ? You don't call him, you let him sleep.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the other monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Because he thought it was a game.

Knock knock Whos there? Orphan. Orphan who? Orphan miller. Orphan miller who? Orphan miller jones. Orphan miller jones who? Thats it. Oh okay, I get it you're doing a knock knock joke Yeah. did it go alright? Yeah I guess, untill we started talking in 3rd person.

How do you stop a pedophile from following you? Throw a fridge at him

So this is an anti-joke website, right?

one fish two fish red fish kill the fish

The chicken crossed the road and died. The end.

Obama is a black man living in a white house. TEEHEE

okay.....

That's a lie, buffaloes are extinct now

what's the difference between a bearded man and bearded lady the bearded man has a PENIS

What is brown and sticky?

knock knock hows there sorry but i was to lazy to think of an ending

French people

Chuck Norris can beat an eleven-year-old in a fight.

What's orange and can fly through walls? A Magic Orange.

What's the difference between a pizza and a jew? The list goes on.

How many doctors does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One, usually.

your face.

whats the boys name that has no legs no arms and no eyes? lucky

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