Wanna hear a joke? No.

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Q: What did the Goth-Punk girl write on her test for the question "What are three kinds of rock?" A: Igneous, Sedimentary, & Metamorphic, She is a 4.0 Geology Major attending a respectable University. She simply chooses to express herself through the musical and clothing trends that emerged in 1970's English underground music. In reality it her personal preferences in the aforementioned areas have no bearing on her intellectual or academic standing.

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A black man walks into a predominantly white bar and is laughed at hysterically, the man is a world class comedian.

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why did bully fall of his bike He was eaten by a fridge

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why did every one in the world die? a Train pooped it's pants.

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the chicken whent boomand then died

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i hate you.

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whats worse than a worm in a rotten apple? 2 worms in a rotten apple. whats worse than 2 worms in a rotten apple? 3 worms in a rotten apple. whats worse than 3 worms in a rotten apple? the haulocaust. whats worse than the haulocaust? 4 worms in a rotten apple. wait wait...that was rascist,nevermind this joke.

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Whats orange and looks like an orange? An orange.

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It is green and it is attached to a fence? Green paint

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Hey I just met you And this is crazy I have Alzheimer's Hey I just met you

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Why did the black guy go to jail, because he did illegal stuff.

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A horse walks into a bar...n

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Do you know that car over there? No.

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A young couple just gave birth to their first child and the doctor says, "I’ve good some good news and some bad news, what do you want first?" "Give us the bad news first", the parents reply. "Your baby has red hair", says the doctor. "Well whats the good news", ask the parents. "It’s dead", says the doctor.

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why did jimmy fall off the swing? because he was a tree.

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Why did the thief steal the kitchen sink? Everything else was stolen by another thief earlier in the day.

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memes

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why did dinosaurs die??? because a giant rock blew them up

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because he wanted to

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Whats worse than a bunch of teen-agers throwing kitrens at my house I didn't save them because I thought they were jehovahs witness's

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Going for the Dislike record woot I farted!

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A Mexican walked away from a construction site.

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