- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What was the woman doing in the kitchen? Investigating a murder..

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Pizzas don't scream when you put them in the oven.

Q:why are lamas cool? A:because m&m's are poisoned with deadly dosages of viagra.

Okay so two penquins are sitting in a bathtub when one asks the other "Hey pass the soap!". The other one jokingly replies "what do I look like a typewriter?"

How did the ruttabaga believe itself to be a ruttabaga? Because it was in fact NOT a ruttabaga, but some self-aware individual with delusions.

Women's Golf

A man walks into a bar. End of story.

whats gay ? you

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? He didn't have the necessary mental ability or muscle structure to complete said task.

The government wants us to stop using gas and be eco friendly. Tell that to Hitler.

What did the little boy get for Christmas? Nothing, hes Jewish.

what do you get when you mix a bever and a racoon? A bevecoon!

Yo mama so fat she died

Why is the world round? Because oranges are purple.

A man, a woman, and their son were happily going out for a nice family dinner. The family they ate wasn't so happy.

thomas hall= fuckin dikc

Why can't Hank swim? Hank is a rock

Why was Six afraid of Seven? During the crossover episode of Blossom and Star Trek: Voyager. Six traveled ahead to the distant future and found herself on the aforementioned starship. Her situation was confusing and frightening, even more so when the half-female, half-Borg appeared before her.

What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

here's a great way to ruin someone's 'knock knock' joke: Knock knock Come in!

What do you call a girl with no arms and an eyepatch? Names.

You know what helps with sholder pain? If you lick my butthole.

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