Going for the Dislike record woot I farted!

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A Mexican walked away from a construction site.

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memes

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why did dinosaurs die??? because a giant rock blew them up

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What do you call a black person playing basketball? An athlete.

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Why was Adam sad his dog got ran over? He was holding the dog.

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What do you get when you cross a grizzly bear and a dolphin? Well, the odds of these two animals mating are slim to none. Due to the undeniable fact that dolphins live in the ocean primarily in the warmer tropical waters and grizzly bears live on land in the pacific northwest where the water would be too cold for the dolphin anyway. The dolphin would be swimming around avoiding sharks and the bear would probably be eating a salmon. But if they did breed you would get a dolphinbear. Although a dolphinbear would have a very low chance of survival given it's part dolphin. Dolphins are pussies.

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Knock knock. Who's there? *gun shot*

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What do you say to jacks mum when your having Sex? Nothing she's dead.

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Hey Patrick Yeah? I found something funnier then 24 Give it to me buddy 25

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Yo momma is so ugly, she might not win the "America's next top model" contest.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Who are you?

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how much dub would a dubstep step if a dubstep could step dub? purple

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Whoa! A talking carrot!

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yo mama so fat, she wheres glasses to see better!

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How many blonds does it take to kidnap a child? One.

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Why doesn't Santa Claus like cantaloupe? Because he doesn't exist. You have to exist to like cantaloupe.

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut

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What's the difference between jelly and jam? A: Nothing Really

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Your mom is so dumb, she has difficulty acquiring a job to support her family.

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Why was the Amish man dead? Because he fell off of his fridge, while trying to screw in a light bulb.

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How do you get them out? Tortilla chips

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What's worse than the titanic sinking 9-11

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The police. Your family is dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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