How did the people get into the pyramid?? They didn't

whats worst than reading youtube comments? Panic at the disco

yo mama's so sexy... wait, thats not how it goes

What did the drummer say to other drummer? "Hey, I'm a drummer too."

Q:What did a young Arnold Schwarzenegger say when his friends wanted to play a game pretending to be 18th century composers? A: "I'll be Mozart!"

Once upon a time, a princess was hungry. and there was a frog wearing a tux for some reason.so the princess ate him. THE END.

Osama Bin Laden dies.

beiber i straight

Don't rape me!

What's worse then biting into an apple and finding a worm? Finding half a worm and wondering where the other half is. o.O

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there Not Sally

My friend said that onions are the only food that could make you cry. That was before I hit him with a watermelon.

What do you call two men having sex with Oprah? Group sex.

Whats worse than getting in a 30 MPH car accident? Getting in a 40 MPH car accident.

What did the women order for dessert? Pie.

womans rights

Why was the child in the clown's car? Because the clown was a serial killer and abducted the child while he was at soccer practice, the child then raped and murdered

Q: What is long and hard? A: The gun used to kill my parents.

Q: Whats so funny about an antijoke? A: nothing

I hate being bipolar, it's so awesome.

What do you call a black person in a pool? A black person swimming.

What's worse than a dead baby? A dead puppy.

Please don't rape me.

What did the teacher say to the student? You did very poorly on your homework and will never succeed. The student was black.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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