What do you call a black armless legless man I Don't know but im kind of hungry

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The WNBA

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Why is Digimon better than Pokemon? It has a better story and character development.

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roses are red, violets are blue, I talk to myself, and so do it I.

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Three tomatoes are walking down the street... No wait, they're in my salad.

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"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Your landlord, clear out your stuff by tuesday"

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What's worst than Rick Perry? Two Rick Perrys.

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Why did the young boy say "Fuck"? He has Tourrete's

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Why does my girlfriend pee standing up? Because he is a man.

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Roses are read Violets are not green Chicken is good KFC baby, time to get lean

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I avhe dyiaexls.

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Why did the man eat the apple? Because he was hungry.

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why is the room so dark? because the light is not on.

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How did the happy clown die? Testicular Cancer.

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Why did the monkey sit on the toilet? To have a bowelmovement

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Disc . Disc Who. Disconnected.

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A Kinect

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Did you know why people actually fear clowns? Because slapstick humor is dead

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Why did Suzy fall of the swing? -she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Not Suzy

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Yo momma's so short, it's probably because she's in a wheelchair.

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WNBA

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You know what's worse than finding a worm inside an apple? finding crack, too late to spit it out.

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A man with a ski mask on enters a bank, he just came back from the slopes.

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What did the anti-joke say? Nothing for it is an anti-joke which is a group of word formed to create a sentence and sentences cannot speak.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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