Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a bagel.

Q: Why do so many of these anti jokes contain refrigerators? A: Seriously I don't know why

Fuck her

Why can't a T-Rex clap his hands? Because its dead

I ENJOY MASTURBATING

Knock Knock Who's there? Father Dougal Mcguire

What is 69? A two digit number.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why did we start questioning the philosophical reasoning of chickens?

A black man is packing heat while driving his car. He is a police officer

Q- Why was Dan mourning the death of his wife? A- He wasn't he was mourning the death of his daughter who was killed in the same car crash as her mother.

What do you call a black person that went to medical school? A doctor

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer lacked basic fence mending skills

What's the difference between unicorns and black people? Years of slavery.

whats worse than flunking math? death.

Lamborghini mercy, yo chick she so thirsty Swerve, swerve

Whats worse than black people : a grimy old woman lickin your toes

Whats the best thing that happened to the jews The Holocaust

Wanna hear a joke? Me too.

-Knock, Knock -Who's there? -Granny -You don't sound like Granny... -Just let me in little boy. -MOM!!!!!

I scream. You scream. We all scream.

How do you make a plumber cry? Make his family cry!!!!!!!!!

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead. why did the frog fall out of the tree? because it was stapled to the monkey,

Yo mama is so fat that you are constantly ridiculed by the local kids and constantly hope that the obesity isn't hereditary.

What is Chuck Norris's favorite musical theme? Tanana na na naa naa na, ta ta ta tanana na naa na ta na na.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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