How is it possible for a man to get raped? Easy. He lied.

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A man waltzes into a bar, waving a carrot in the air. With an arrogant air of self-importance he flops onto a highchair at the bar. Looka here, looka here, he says to the bartender, waiving the carrot at the man. Will you buy me drinks all night, if I can make this carrot... Never mind, and please leave my bar, the bartender says, pulling out a carrot from under the counter. I've got one myself.

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Penis jokes.

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How do you amuse a blonde? ? tell her to go to antijokes.com ( :

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What do you call a school bus full of black people? Not a school bus

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Do you think people can change? No. They can change their mind.

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Why doesn't the chicken wear pants? Beacuse its pecker is on its face.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The undeveloped cerebral cortex vital for comprehending irony left the chicken incapable of finding humor or possibly feeling self-disgust in the acknowledgment that it had just wandered across said road, this being a grandfathered human jest.

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I came.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple, your dad having sex with your girlfriend

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Why is your Mom so ugly? She was born that way

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chuck norris's tears cure cancer, to bad chuck norris never cries

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Why did a man get arrested in a bar He was covered in bombs and charged with terrorism

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Why can't Michael Jackson play Chess? Because he's dead.

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Q: where did the pickle live? A: In the desert

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Roses are red Voliets are blue I suck at making poems Refrigerator

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What did the 85 year old man do after having the sex of his life? He found out he had AIDS.

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a dyslexic Satan worshiper sold his soul to Santa

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What do the Wizard of Oz, Popeye and my sweaty, fat asshole all have in common? The letter O.

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If life gives you melons.. You're just plain retarded.

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I love you Itachi Uchiha, please let me lick ice cream off of your body and oh crap you're an anime character and not real never mind

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Kim Kardashian's Marriage.

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Y2K

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, WTF is this, i gotta take a piss.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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