Where did Sally go during the bombing? Everywhere

What's so funny about a heart attack? It's not kidney failure..

Disregard Females, Acquire Currency.

Man I'm Bored Nice to meet you.

What did Tom get for Christmas? Gloves, but Tom had no arms. Knock knock? Who's there? NOT TOM

So there's this bigass moose, and it goes in the store and it asks the lady bitch "where the potatoes at" and the lady bitch says "down aisle 5" so the moose goes down to isle 5 and there aint no potatoes.

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Why did the old lady but her Jelly In her roller skates and dress them up like a doll? She has Dementia

How come Jimmy didn't take his math test? Dead babies can't take math tests!

-What's the difference between a frog? - it jumps higher.

Why did the fireman wear red suspenders? Because they were part of his uniform.

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Yo Momma is so ugly she probably doesn't have any friends.

I just found out that you can dislike or like something by clicking the thumbs up or down

Why was the hamster not on his wheel? Because he had a stroke.

Why did the man with no arms and legs fall out of the tree? Gravity.

What's the difference between a dead dog in the road and a dead black guy in the road? It doesn't matter, I cried after both

A man walks into a bar.

Why did Tyrone attack? Because he was getting made fun of

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have herpes. If I were you I would get tested.

Q:What's the difference between a duck? A: The higher it flies, the much.

What do you call a man bathing with a toaster Electrocuted

Why did Obama win the president election He had a greater amount of votes that Jonh mccain

Why is my car broken? Because I drove it into a wall.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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