- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the pig say to the banana? Oink.

Knock knock Who's there? Police Police who? You're under arrest, open up or we'll knock your door down.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, sorry i gave you Herpes type 2.

Knock knock It's open, come in.

how do you reunite the beatles 2 bullets

Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

i said why are you disliking me he said its anti joke

What did the mute guy say to the deaf guy? awkward silence What did the deaf guy say to the mute guy? Awkward silence....huh?

What did the pedephile do to the young boy? Smiled at him, said hello, and kept on walking.

a fat man eats porkchops all day ling shit a just craped my pants

Did you hear about the red ship and the blue ship that collided? Everyone on board died.

An Irishman walks into a bar. He quickly exits as he thought it was the Polish restaurant located directly nextdoor. He then enters the Polish restaurant and orders a delicious lunch. He tips his waiter 20%.

Boy: BRB Girl: OK. Two hours later Boy: Back. Girl: What took you so long? Boy: Someone asked why I loved you. Girl: Aw, that's so s- Boy: I know! I had no idea who he was! I had to call the cops.

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? He didn't have the necessary mental ability or muscle structure to complete said task.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing..

What is as ugly as Justin Bieber's face? Justin Bieber's face.

How do you get a guitar player to play softer? Ask them politely to turn down their volume.

A young boy is concerned about his fathers health, due to the fact he may have cancer. Turns out, he doesn't. So they got ice cream.

Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

What happened to the jew? He got shoved in an oven.

Why did the black man die? Why didn't the black man die?

Jingle bells, batman smells, robin laid an egg.

Why did the woman make a sandwich? She was hungry

Why was the little boy sad? Because he had a fox stapled to his face.

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