What olympic event is Kosovo best known for getting gold? Kosovo is the world's newest country and therefore does not yet have complete international recognition.

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what is black and looks like a mushroom? a black mushroom

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My butt!!!!

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What do you call a gay African American Jewish German flight attendant who is addicted to many hard drugs? His name.

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who eats pencils asians

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25

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How many doctors does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One, usually.

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A father gives some golf balls to his son on his son's birthday. The son then goes into the woods with the golf balls, and then comes out without the golf balls. "What did you do with the golf balls?" asks the father. The son says nothing. On Christmas the father gives his son more golf balls, and the son does the same thing. He goes into the woods with them, and leaves without them. Again the father asks what he did with the golf balls, and the son says nothing. This happens for many holidays to come, until the son gets hit by a bus. In the ambulence, the father asks; "One last question ,what did you do with the golf balls?" The son dies

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-What's the difference between a frog? - it jumps higher.

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tim rafter died no one cared

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Cry me a river. then try and build a bridge, fail, and walk away frustrated

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree ... Because it was dead

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Why do Kenyans run so much? Because they like it.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? It's everybody in the world telling you to stop re-using this joke.

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Friends and Potatoes are similar...if u eat them try die.

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A man walks into a bar. Now, that's unheard of !

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Q: How many Jews can fit in a four door Sudan? A: Two in the front, three in the back, six million in the ash trey.

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Your mom is so fat she has to buy clothes at a Plus-size clothing store.

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Knock Knock Whos there? Its dad mom died....

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A mexican goes to an ATM.

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How do you know if a monster is hiding under your bed or in your closet? Go and look.

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How do you know when someone tells a bad joke? You don't find it humorous.

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Justin Bieber having an erection.

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The WNBA

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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