- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? That she should train harder for her next boxing match, or find a less physically demanding hobby to partake in.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the chicken fall off the tree? It was stapled to the monkey.

knock knock who's there a black person SHIT!!!!

Knock Knock. Whose there? Not your dead mom.

Why did Doris want to father children? Because she wanted to have a fry-up with the leftover baby oil

Yo mama is so fat, that she recieves an allowance due to being physically disabled.

Two gay men enjoy a wonderful second date together.

Roses are penis Violets are penis I like penis Penis

Yeah, totally.

Why was the man so unhappy. he died

what did the monkey say to the breast cancer?

Doctor, Doctor I keep getting pains in the eye when I drink coffee! It's not the coffee, you have a deadly case of ocular melanoma, a form of cancer that affects the eye. You'll be blind within the next 24 hours.

What do you call a black man driving a car? A driver.

Why didnt the kid go in the pool? Because there was no pool!!

Why couldn't the boy ride his bike? He had no legs. Why didn't he have any legs? He was hit by a truck.

Poopsack Jones

A man and a chicken walk into a bar... I forgot the rest of the joke .... YOUR MUMS A WHORE

Why did the woman hate waiting in line? Two reasons really: almost an entire day had passed since her last intake of non-prescription drugs plus she was generally apprehensive that the witness would identify her.

If you're a man, why don't you want to drop the soap in prison? The shower floors are disgusting and carry bacteria. No way would any person -- man or woman -- want to touch it.

What do you call cheese thats not yours? Somebody elses cheese

Q.What is the bigest lie in the universe? A. I have read and agree the the Terms of Service.

Why did the baby cross the street. Because he was attached to the chicken.

Why was the black man shot, He resisted against a highly political challenger. Unfortunately for him the Armenian politician was not a very nice guy.

women's rights.

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