roses are red violets are blue god made me pretty what happened to you?

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A mushroom walks into a bar, the bartender says, "We don't serve your kind." the mushroom asked why, the Bartender said, "Because your under aged"

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven shot up his school and ate nine kids. Also before he was arrested he told six he was going to blow his brains out. Then he murdered the police and has been on the run ever since.

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What olympic event is Kosovo best known for getting gold? Kosovo is the world's newest country and therefore does not yet have complete international recognition.

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What happen to the boys drink when the girl took a Sharp turn? Nothing the lid was securely fastened.

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what is black and looks like a mushroom? a black mushroom

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My butt!!!!

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What do you call a gay African American Jewish German flight attendant who is addicted to many hard drugs? His name.

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who eats pencils asians

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25

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A father gives some golf balls to his son on his son's birthday. The son then goes into the woods with the golf balls, and then comes out without the golf balls. "What did you do with the golf balls?" asks the father. The son says nothing. On Christmas the father gives his son more golf balls, and the son does the same thing. He goes into the woods with them, and leaves without them. Again the father asks what he did with the golf balls, and the son says nothing. This happens for many holidays to come, until the son gets hit by a bus. In the ambulence, the father asks; "One last question ,what did you do with the golf balls?" The son dies

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-What's the difference between a frog? - it jumps higher.

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tim rafter died no one cared

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Cry me a river. then try and build a bridge, fail, and walk away frustrated

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Why do Kenyans run so much? Because they like it.

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree ... Because it was dead

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Friends and Potatoes are similar...if u eat them try die.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? It's everybody in the world telling you to stop re-using this joke.

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A man walks into a bar. Now, that's unheard of !

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Q: How many Jews can fit in a four door Sudan? A: Two in the front, three in the back, six million in the ash trey.

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Your mom is so fat she has to buy clothes at a Plus-size clothing store.

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Knock Knock Whos there? Its dad mom died....

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A mexican goes to an ATM.

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How do you know if a monster is hiding under your bed or in your closet? Go and look.

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