- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the cancer patient say to the arab? the tumors hurt my body

why did the boy buy a dirty magizine? he should not have, its been on the floor. who wants to read the rolling stone magizine if it has dirt on it. how dumb of him.

look left now look right. washing machine

how did the horse fall into the river? he sliped

Knock Knock Who's There? Just open the damn door I forgot my key and I really need to pee

Whats the difference between a horse and a pile of wheat? Its a pile of wheat.

a boy walked into a pet store to get his bird some food. they were all out. the bird died.

Knock knock. Who's there? James. James who? You know, from across the road? But where's the punchline? This isn't a joke. Isn't it? No. Can you still add a punchline? OPEN THE DOOR!

So this guy drunk guy pokes this girl. 4 months later the girl has a misscarrage.

What do you call a fat Mexican? Whatever his name is.

A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

What is brown, smells like shit and on fire? A muslim after the bomb vest malfuctioned!

Why did dan jump off of the empire state building? -Because Carl pushed him off.

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What happened to the dying kangaroo? He died What animal is not in the lion king? Kangaroo --why? Because he died...

Two men walk into a bar. The third one ducked.

Roses are red, Violets are not blue, they're violet, which is why they're called violets.

viki has 10 penises around her she eats 8 of them what does viki have? viki has AIDS

What's red and round? A red and round solid.

How many Chinese men people does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. Anyone can screw in a light bulb, regardless of race or gender.

If a midget is mentally retarded and always late for work, is it okay to call him a little tardy?

Knock Knock. Shut up.

What did the mute say to the deaf man? Nothing. He's a mute.

What do Ethiopians do at Christmas ? Starve...

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