- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A bear walks into a bar and says to the barman "I'll have a pint of................ beer please." The barman says "why the big pause?"

666 im christian

whats worse then finding a finger in your soup? - being a cook and losing a finger

Why did the 40 year old man quickly close his web page when his wife called his name? Because he had to leave.

Justin Bieber

How many jews can you get in a car? 5, if you don't want any cops after you. The answer can also be 2,6,7,8,9. It's from car to car.

3 blonds walk into a bar ouch

Obama.

are you lazy? -yes -Why are u lazy? -cause am lazy

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A game of one-on-one basketball in a common physical education class in present day mexico city.

Two people were walking down the street. One was assaulted.

A man asked another man what he was doing the next day. The man then proceeded to tell him that he had not intended on having any plans due to the fact that he was planning on killing himself within the next twenty three hours.

Why was the little girl lying on the floor. Because she got shot.

Rebecca Black was taking a leisurely stroll on a Friday afternoon. She was consumed by a lion.

What's worse than throwing 8 babies off a cliff? Throwing 1 baby off a cliff.

How did the people get into the pyramid?? They didn't

I am a real homosexual

what do you call an asian flying a plane? a pilot

What do you give a Penn State waterboy for Halloween - Candy

What's black, white, and red all over? A white man's bleeding cancerous tumor.

Did you know Helen Keller had a swingset in her backyard Neither did she.

How did the blond's brain cells die? She had a very acute case of Parkinson's disease.

A small child and a pedophile are walking hand-in-hand through the dark, creaky woods. "Mister," says the small child, " I'm scared." "YOU'RE scared?" says the pedophile. "I'M the one who's gonna have to walk back alone!"

How can you tell you're in a childrens' ambulance from the inside? From the clown patterned body bags.

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