Your momma's so fat she has fat rolls on her stomach.

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What's worse than a bee sting? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings.

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Q: Why did the paraplegic go to the gym? A: to watch his friend work out

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Why did the alien cross the road. To get to his ship.

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why was the cow laying down? because little johnny shot him with a 50 calliber

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Why did the black man swim across the lake? He didnt. He drowned

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Whats funnier than a anti-joke? 911

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Quit repeating the damn jokes you jackasses it ruins the laughter. Like if you agree.

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whats the boys name that has no legs no arms and no eyes? lucky

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust.

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Why did the baby cross the road? His parents were drug addicts, and didn't pay him any attention.

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Why are girls large and round? Because they are raised by wild packs of oompa loompas.

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Roses are red. Voilets are blue I'm Morgan Freeman and I CAN SMELL YOU...

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what's funnier than hell? heaven

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"hey" said an elephant to another elephant... "why can I talk?" the other elephan did not reply because it is normal and cannot speak or understand the first elephant. And a man near by thinks he's dreaming so he strips down and runs around naked to be tazed on his left testicle an the. Falls into the crocodile enclosure. But they pay no attention because they are docile after being in the zoo so long. But he did land on his balls and is crying.

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Jack and Jill climb a tall hill to get some water from the well for there farther who has been working in the fields. Jack trips and hits his hell on a rock and Jill promptly calls 911 and stays with him until help arrives.

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The doctor said he had good news and bad news. I asked for the bad news first. He said, "You have AIDS. I asked what the good news was. He said "You will only have it about a year."

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what has two legs and bleeds? half a dog

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Kittens.

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Jokes are funny.

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Why did the tomato blush? It didn't - red is the natural colour for ripe tomatoes.

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whats worse than the halocaust? disney channel.

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Why did Dave not hug his wife? Because she looked horrifying from the Iraq war.

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What happened to the guy who ate an alarm clock at six o' clock in the morning? He puked a lot, and was diagnosed with a horrible digestive disorder.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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