Why are girls large and round? Because they are raised by wild packs of oompa loompas.

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a man walks into a bar, and gets mauled by a bear..... and gets a concussion

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Chuck Norris. Alright come in.

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Anal cheese curds.

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A man walks into a bar. Realizing that he left his keys in his car, he called a locksmith to unlock the doors. He did not have money to pay this locksmith and was put in prison for his large sums of debt. He was shanked by a fellow inmate and died a few days later in the prison's hospital ward.

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Ben Colbert is gay

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How much is an abortion? A life

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I used to be an adventurer like you, Until I lost both my arms.

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What do you call a young fortune teller who just escaped from jail? A small medium at large.

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Your mom goes to college

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Justin Bieber

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How do you fit 100 charizards into a bus? Put them into pokeballs. Otherwise, there would be no possible way because Charizards are such large creatures.

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What does a mexican do when he gets lost in the woods? He does his best to find food, shelter, and water until a search and rescue operation finds him.

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Two ducks are sitting in the bathtub. One asks, "Hey, can you please pass the soap?" The other responds, "Sure, if you pass the typewriter."

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why was the man coughing? because there was a knife in his throat.

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12 22 giraffe hippo 66 otter zebra cat 99 okay, the end

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Q. Why did the koala bear go to court? A. Because too many people were referring to it as a bear when it is infact not a bear.

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A guy walks into a restaurant and sits down only to realize he is not wearing any pants. Immediately the police are called and arrest the man for indecent exposure. Given there were children in the restaurant at the time, the man is also charged as level 3 sex offender and is held on $100,000 bail. His family receives the news and become the talk of the town. His wife commits suicide from embarrassment, leaving her 10 year old son up for adoption who later gets involved with drugs due to his rough childhood.

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Q: what did the boy get for Christmas A: a new wheel chair his legs were recently amputated due to the same cancer that killed terry fox.

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Why did the cow cross the road?..I didn't know the intentions of the cow, but an elderly woman in an automobile experienced a collision with the animal that ended not only the life of the cow but of the elderly woman as well.

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Why are blonds so stupid? Because our society is insecure and we need a common denominator to pick on, so we can feel more comfortable with our mediocre lives.

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"So, how's life in North Korea?" "Well, I can't complain."

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Roses are red, Violets are blueish, Without Hitler, We'd all be Jewish.

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What's funnier than 24? 25.

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