What's the best joke of all? YOUR SOCIAL LIFE!!!!!!!

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Whats worse than finding one worm in your apple? Two worms.

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What did the black man say to the other black man? Nothing, he was recently involved in a terrible car accident which he barely survived but lost the function of speech and was paralysed from the neck downwards. He is constantly in pain and desperately wants someone to kill him but has no way of communicating this so is forced to wait until his natural death.

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Why did the bride get a refrigerator for her wedding? Because it is a very nice present

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Of two wrongs don't make a right what do they make? I don't know but three rights make a left

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She was shot Knock knock Who's there? Sally Aren't you dead? Oh yeah K Well imma go be dead now Have fun K

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Why was the boy upset? Because he has a frog stapled to his face.

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What do you call a deaf person whom is behind the wheel of a car about to run off a cliff? ....

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay in unimportant.

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What is as ugly as Justin Bieber's face? Justin Bieber's face.

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Why is the boy severely mentally scarred? He got raped.

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why did the baby cross the road...? cause he was chained to my bumper

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yo mama so fat she's fat

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A horse walks into a glue factory..

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What happened to the black man when his alarm went off? He got up and took a shower. Then he got dressed and went to church because it was Sunday.

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Then there was that caveman that ordered a whiskey on the rocks...

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Your mama is so stupid she had to go back to school to get her GED in order to get a job that could properly support her family.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He removes the piece of lingerie from his face and continues shopping for clothes.

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Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his head.

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i yoused to cry a little when i laughed . then i got raped by a clown.

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What's even faster than the speed of light? The speed you close out of porn when you hear someone coming into the room.

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A black man picks up his phone and calls his wife and finds out he had no wife

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