Roses are red violets are red, the grass is red Holy crap! My yard is on fire!

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Ask me if I'm a tree Are you a tree? No.

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Haiku's Are Easy. But Don't Always Make Much Sense. Refrigerator.

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Konock Konock Uh, you spelt knock knock wrong... Oh.

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knock knock who's there? julian julian who? julian gonzalez

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your mother is so lesbian

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What did the white man hand to the mexican? His college degree because the mexican had completed all four years of college with a 4.0 GPA.

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A: Ask me if im a fire hydrant. B: Are you a fire hydrant? A: No...

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What's the most annoying thing in the world? Yourself. (Your friends are saying it too, behind your back)

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The economy sucks. REM broke up. A man killed himself.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You're allergic to flowers So this poem will kill you

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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FIONN'S HAIR 1 LIKE = £1 FOR A HAIRCUT

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Why did the dog bark? Who knows, dogs bark for many reasons unknown to humans.

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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Why did johnny fall down? He got hit in the head with a brick

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Why does 4 +5 = Hitler? It doesnt it equals 9.

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abcdHIV this disease is killing me

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why did the kid kill himslelf? he was bullied.

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What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? That she should train harder for her next boxing match, or find a less physically demanding hobby to partake in.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the chicken fall off the tree? It was stapled to the monkey.

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knock knock who's there a black person SHIT!!!!

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Knock Knock. Whose there? Not your dead mom.

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Why did Doris want to father children? Because she wanted to have a fry-up with the leftover baby oil

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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