I like my women like I like my coffee... Without a penis.

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A guy named Dick goes into a bar and the barman says: - "hey, show my your dick" - "show you my what?" asks Dick. - "your dick!" - "oh! no, I'm shy"

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How are a plum and a rabbit alike? Theyre both purple except for the rabbit.

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Two blonds are racing. Who wins? The first one to pass he finish line.

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how do you call a boomerang that does not come back? - a stick

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Did you know Dr Pepper isn't really a doctor?

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Jews for Jesus

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Come over here boy and have a cigar, you're gonna go far. Congratulations on being the first human cannonball, please use the cigar to light the fuse. Happy landings.

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NEVER

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How did the chicken cross the road? He went to the crosswalk so all the cars had to stop for him.

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Why do you walk to your bed at night? Beds cant walk.

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A man walks into a bar... And orders a drink

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"knock knock" "who's there" nobody answered cus it was a bunch of little shits playing knock a door run

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what do an black ,am and a bicycle have in comman there both objects

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what does trondifly mean? trondify is not a real word.

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what did the orphan say to the adults wanting to adopt him? i hope u will provide well living conditions because i have lost both of my parents and am forced to live off one meal a day

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Why should you rape a dog instead of a human. Because there esier to catch

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An Arab walks into a bar. He then blows up the bar.

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what do you call a bear on a unicycle? improbable.

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Whats ironic about the Facebook "like" button? Nothing

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens have feeble minds and tend to wander around.

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A black guy and a Mexican are sitting in a car who's driving??? The Cops

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what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

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How many jews died in a gas chamber? None because the holocaust is a myth.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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