- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your momma is so boss that I work for her.

Two Penn State administrators walk into a butt.

Q: How many dead people does it take to change a light bulb? A: Trick question...i have sex with them in the dark

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a pedophile

Q: What is long and hard? A: The gun used to kill my parents.

I like my women like I like my coffee... Without a penis.

what is a big jar and has a human in it? A human in a jar.

whats brown and black and sits in a tree...... a bird

What do u call a black pope? A poooooopppp!

Looking for a job in this economy is like trying to find employment during an extreme economic downturn.

What is purple and flies? A purple plane.

What's a thither? My sister with a lisp.

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Q: Why did the cat roll down the hill? A: It had no legs

I am not racist, racism is a crime! Crime is for black people.

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a shoe sale at JC penny on the other side

What did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. It's funny because the robot has no arms.

What happens if Pinoccio says my nose is about to grow?

What's worse than a good anti-joke? A bad anti-joke.

A rebellious teenage boy throws a dozen eggs on the street, now he has no eggs.

What is a pirate's favourite letter? There is no definitive answer. It depends on the individual pirate, and the environmental and genetic factors that go to make up his or her preference for a particular letter.

In Capitalist America, bank robs you!

Hey, we're both lawyers.

Two chemists walk into a bar. The first says, "I'd like some H2O" The second says "I'd like some H2O as well." Nobody dies.

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