look left now look right. washing machine

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Why was Lucile crying? Because she was sad.

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What do you call a black pilot? Whatever his name is, you racist.

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What do you call a black guy that sings? A singer.

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Whats worse than being gay? Nothing.

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A man walks into a bar and the bartender says "Sorry sir we're closed" So the man goes: "Oh, okay. I wasn't sure if you guys were open till' 10pm tonight" and the bartender goes "No, thats only on the weekends" The man thanks the bartender and proceeded to leave the bar. He now knows the arrive earlier the following day.

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Why doesn't Santa Claus like cantaloupe? Because he doesn't exist. You have to exist to like cantaloupe.

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how do you kill jesus? with a knife

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a fat man eats porkchops all day ling shit a just craped my pants

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What is as ugly as Justin Bieber's face? Justin Bieber's face.

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What's worse than finding mold on your cheese? Getting Raped

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Why did Tommy cry? His tear glands emptied out of his eyes

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why couldn't the blonde change the light bulb? because he chose the wrong sized screwdriver from his tool box

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A guy walks into the bathroom, sits down and poops.

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Why do you bury an Asian on the side of a hill? Because he's dead.

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A girlfriend scolds her boyfriend for "sitting on anti-joke all day." He then explains how it is impossible to sit on something that exists purely in digital form and instead noted it would be more correct to say sitting at a desk all day. She complied and saw the error of her ways.

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What's the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes back from camp.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He removes the piece of lingerie from his face and continues shopping for clothes.

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why don't you make like a tree. and get out of here

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What did the penis say to the vagina? Nothing, genitalia can't speak.

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What do you give a Penn State waterboy for Halloween - Candy

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what is black and white and red all over.....a nun being murdered

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Q:whats the diffrence between a mexican and a deer A:one is a mexican and the other one is a deer

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Whos there? NOT SALLY.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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