Q: What do AIDS and rape have in common? A: If you play guard for the Lakers, neither will affect you.

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Why did the man pee his pants? Because he was paralyzed from the waste down and had no way of feeling

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Why can't Jesus eat M&M's? Because they keep falling through the holes in his hands.

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What is Chuck Norris's favorite musical theme? Tanana na na naa naa na, ta ta ta tanana na naa na ta na na.

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A man walks into a car dealership. The salesman was nice and he bought a Mercedes.

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Whats funny? Nick Sotelo

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Do thumbs down me likes in this anti joke website?

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Two blonds are racing. Who wins? The first one to pass he finish line.

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Why did the lady drop her shopping Because she ran into coles

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Yo mama is so fat, she had to get liposuction.

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Why did the baby cross the street. Because he was attached to the chicken.

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A man asked another man what he was doing the next day. The man then proceeded to tell him that he had not intended on having any plans due to the fact that he was planning on killing himself within the next twenty three hours.

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Do yo know what a decasexual is? A decasexual, as defined on various websites, is somebody who has strong physical attractions to male humans, female humans, male animals, female animals, sounds, smells, tastes, feelings, movements and objects. The term decasexual derives from the latin language, meaning "ten sexualities". Decasexuals exist everywhere.

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What did the young boy get for Christmas? All his brothers belongings because his brother died

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*ring ring ring* hello? This is a robbery... Dum dum dum.... (hangs up) *beep beep beep*

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Why did Johnny buy the strawberry ice cream? Because when he gets the chocolate he vomits and bleeds out of his asshole.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Ram My Penis Into Ram My Penis Into Who? Me.

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What did the dead man say at his own funeral? Nothing, he's dead...

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What did the girl with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer .

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obama is a good president

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The glass is half an hour.

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How do you make a napkin dance? You can't. Stop having such unrealistic aspirations.

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whats the difference between a black man and a bench a bench can support a family

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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