why did the boy hug a very dislexic man it was his brother

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Fuck yourself you piece of shit.

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What is 10 inches long and didnt get sucked on valentines day? Whitney Houston's crack pipe.

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your momma so ugly even she wouldnt date herself.

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because he was dead.

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Whats Asian and longer than 2 inches? chopsticks.

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I told a woman to make me a turkey sandwich. Of course she complied since I was at Subway.

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Q: Why did the monkey climb a tree? A: To avoid predators.

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Why does a trash can smell bad? Because there's trash in it.

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Q:whats the easiest way to get crabs? A:at your local seafood market.

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What do you call a blond harvesting penuts a penut farmer.

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potatoes

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What did batman say to robin befor they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

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So I was talking dirty to this deaf chick right...She didn't hear me.

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Women's sports.

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Why are "Polish" and "polish" spelled the same? The word is a homophone.

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What did the polar bear say to the penguin? Nothing. They don't live on the same continent.

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How many nails does it take to build a house? As many as it takes to get the job done.

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why didn't the printer work? it was in the toilet.

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Friends are like trees. They fall down when you hit them with an ax.

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What do you call 10,000 lawers jumping out of a plane? A good start.

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how do you stop a speeding car? Put your foot on the brake

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ROSS G IS OBESE

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Q:Why did the man get hit by the car? A:He was standing on the road.. ;DDD

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