what do you call a slave with a dream of being free? whatever his name happens to be

Roses are red. Violets are red. Everything is red. I soaked it in the blood of small children.

Child Prostitution.

Did you hear the Joke about the Deaf kid? Neither did he.

Whats worse than The Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

So Mel Gibson walks into a bar, and then everyone left.

Q: Whatcha doin?? A:Ur mom. . .

A horse walks into a bar. Bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by it surroundings, and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

What's worse than getting stuck in traffic? AIDS.

what is worse than finding a fly in your coffee been raped

josh roberts you speccy cuunt

What do you call a black person playing basketball? An athlete.

a fat man eats porkchops all day ling shit a just craped my pants

A black man walks into a bar. the bartender ask what he wants to drink. the black man responds , "i will have one beer please". so the bartender gives it to him and says have a nice day.

A) why did the black guy leave the bar B) cause he was tired and wanted to go home

How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? They can't, because feminists can never change anything!

newt gingrich

What did the black kid get for Christmas? A Derrick Rose jersey.

Avery has crabs.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Whose there? A chicken.

whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff

What's funnier than Carrot Top and Dane Cook combined? Almost anything.

why did the chicken cross the road? it didn't it got hit by a bus.

why did the chicken cross the road? why do you care?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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