- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does a person that is fasting get for Christmas? Food.

what do you call a man with no legs? disabled.

Will gropes Ebola victims

Two chemists walk into a bar. The first says, "I'd like some H2O" The second says "I'd like some H2O as well." Nobody dies.

Penis in a box.

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? You set her on fire.

How can you tell if your wife is dead? She no longer has a pulse.

You know what's sad about the Special Olympics? Even of you win, your still retarded.

Come in

I'm not wearing any underwear. Why? Because I am have built in underwear. ;)

What would people call Michael Jackson if he became president? Probably President Jackson

Why did the chicken cross the road? -because chickens have a free ability to walk and this chicken felt the urge to walk across the road. Why not?

Wanna hear a joke? Me too.

What looks like a 50p and has a narrow back?

Knock Knock Bark, Bark, Bark, Bark, YELP! Whimper Whimper... Hey man, come on in.

R.I.P Ryan Dunn.

whats the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes home from camp.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To escape her abusive father

A kid goes to the doctor and orders a salad. The doctor replies, "This is a smoking-free environment". The kid puts out his cigar and goes to Olive Garden to get his physical.

Why are anti-jokes so funny?

Q: why did the plain crash A: because the driver was a loaf of bread

What did the woman buy her husband? Nothing, she's a widow.

What is black and white and green and red and purple and orange and magenta and brown and yellow all at the same time? Can you tell me? Cause I've got no clue.

When life gives you Lebanon, make lebanonanade.

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