Whats worse than a flat tire? penile fracture

Q:Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple A:You have AIDS

Why does a trash can smell bad? Because there's trash in it.

Q:whats the easiest way to get crabs? A:at your local seafood market.

What do you call a blond harvesting penuts a penut farmer.

potatoes

Women's sports.

So I was talking dirty to this deaf chick right...She didn't hear me.

What did batman say to robin befor they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

What did the polar bear say to the penguin? Nothing. They don't live on the same continent.

How many nails does it take to build a house? As many as it takes to get the job done.

why didn't the printer work? it was in the toilet.

Why are "Polish" and "polish" spelled the same? The word is a homophone.

What do you call 10,000 lawers jumping out of a plane? A good start.

ROSS G IS OBESE

Q:Why did the man get hit by the car? A:He was standing on the road.. ;DDD

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am a whore, Let's have sex.

What happened to the latino and asian man in math class when they had a test? They both recieved exceptional scores as they both helped each other study the night before.

Womens rights. Are extremely valuable because women are equal.

Why did the baby cross the road. It was stapled to the chicken.

What do you call a douche with no arms or legs? A device for washing out the vagina as a contraceptive measure.

Whats green and fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree you'll die? A pool table.

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Your mother is so fat that her doctor recommended that she exercise regularly and eat foods with nutritional value.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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