why cant the black man vote? because hes not 18 yet.

Looking for a job in this economy is like trying to find employment during an extreme economic downturn.

What is worse worse than stubbing your toe? The Holocaust.

A guy is playing cod

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How does a pig go to the hospital? Through the front door.

A Black a Jew and a Pollack walk in to the bar bartender says "how may i help you gentlemen"

What is red and not there? No tomatoes.

Humpty Dumpty didn't fall I pushed him

baby seal walks into a bar

a duck walks in to a Chinese restaurant and the cut his head off

A simple country boy and a hugely attractive young blonde sit in the same train carriage. They exchange greetings and pleasentaries, but are quiet for the remainder of the journey.

Why was the little boy sad? Because a stranger stole his shirt.

Why did the old lady but her Jelly In her roller skates and dress them up like a doll? She has Dementia

What do you get when you cross a lion with a rhinoceros? A trip to the hospital and animal cruelty charges.

SAD STORY: Boy: Make me a sandwich. Girl: No.

What is fat and ugly? Your American MUM!

Q: What's the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? A: You can't wear cleats on a trampoline.

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What do you call a guy who acts straight but is really not? Verl.

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So a man dipped his balls in sloppy joe sauce.

What did the prostitute say to the cop? What? I can suck your dick for free Mr. Officer

How do you stop a train? Throw a fridge at it.

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