Why is that blond girl so dumb? Because she has fetal alcohol syndrome.

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Hi my name is Burp -you can call me Bu Nice to meet you

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How many dead babies can you fit in a cooler? 5. using a blender to puree` = 9

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Why did Susie fall off a swing? She had an inner ear infection.

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What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? Horse semen

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What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names.

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Malachai.

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How do you fit 100 charizards into a bus? Put them into pokeballs. Otherwise, there would be no possible way because Charizards are such large creatures.

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Q: What's better than a dead baby? A: Knowing who killed it, because then you can report them to your local authorities, thus creating a safer community.

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I love my new microwave. It comes with a list that tells just how long to cook things. Now i know how long to cook a baby for

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When I went on this website for the first time with a few friends, I was surprised to see a lot of these jokes were actually capable of making me laugh. But as I read on, eventually those funny, harmless jokes turned into offensive, ignorant, and very absurd statements. I realize that this 'anti joke' website was most likely created by a bunch of white people, because obviously white people are one of the most racest human beings, but all this is just too much! I guess I'm trying to say: if your going to make a joke, be respectful about it. America has gone through a lot of unforgiveable hardships and unfortunately these 'jokes' are making fun of all of that in a very offensive way.

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"Knock, Knock" "Go away, I have a lot of stuff to do right now and knock knock jokes suck."

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minorities.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Life is like a box of chocolates. You eat them. get fat. Die.

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Yo Mommas so poor, when i went to her house and started to clear out the cob webs, she said why the heck are you tearing down the curtains.

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what do you call an overweight 80 year old white man trying to be a pimp ? Mr.Fredrickson

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What's the same between a plum and a rabbit? They are both purple, except for the rabbit.

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What do you get when you cross a dog and a cat? A hybrid animal that can never exist to do each species own genetic make-up which would subsequently reject the other's. I.E. The cat would reject the dog sperm from ever fertilizing and the dog would reject cat sperm.

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The doctor comes out of the room and tells the new parents that there is good news and bad news. The couple says they want to hear the bad news first. The doctor says "your baby is black." The couple then ask "what is the good news?", the doctor replies "your baby is dead."

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What do you call a black guy flying a plane. A pilot

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What is white, long, and thin? A tablecloth

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Why did Dave not hug his wife? Because she looked horrifying from the Iraq war.

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Ken: Your dog is sick, he needs to see a vet. Megan: Omg, what is it? Ken: It's a medical person who treats animals.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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