There are four types of people in this world. I never said I would name them all

SAD STORY: Boy: Make me a sandwich. Girl: No.

a duck walks in to a Chinese restaurant and the cut his head off

Why did the chicken cross the road? For a completely legit reason dumbass

baby seal walks into a bar

Knock, knock. Who's there? Not the World Trade Center.

what do you call a cat that talks a talking cat

What is black but also yellow? A song.

What do your friends and a tree have in common? They both die if you set them on fire.

Ask me if I'm a peanut. Are you a peanut? Yes. Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? No, I'm a peanut.

Knock Knock? Who's There? The Gestapo.

How can an iPhone play music? It has a built in iPod installed.

Then what's your favorite team little white guy?

Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she had no arms.

Why is my car broken? Because I drove it into a wall.

Your mom is so fat she has to buy clothes at a Plus-size clothing store.

Justin Bieber

It says so on your cap.

so a guy walks into the bar...i forget the rest of the jokes but your mother is a whore.

Why is that blond girl so dumb? Because she has fetal alcohol syndrome.

Bumsniffer

Hi my name is Burp -you can call me Bu Nice to meet you

Why did Susie fall off a swing? She had an inner ear infection.

How many dead babies can you fit in a cooler? 5. using a blender to puree` = 9

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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