What's black, white, and red all over? A white man's bleeding cancerous tumor.

Penis in a box.

An Englishman, Irishman and Scotsman walk into a bar. It happens frequently at UK airports.

Why didnt the kid go in the pool? Because there was no pool!!

ive got 99 problems and my diabetes is one of them

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what do u call a hobo name Max Max

Why couldn't the boy ride his bike? He had no legs. Why didn't he have any legs? He was hit by a truck.

If you're a man, why don't you want to drop the soap in prison? The shower floors are disgusting and carry bacteria. No way would any person -- man or woman -- want to touch it.

Why did Timmy stop running? He got hit by a bus

roses are red violets are blue i thought i was ugly but then i met you

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I don't have cancer, but you do. Love, your doctor.

What does Osama Bin Laden and the typical Western man have in common? Extensively modern pornography collections.

Q:what has legs but may never walk? A: a table

An octopus walks into a bar. The people in the bar, realizing the potential of danger, stand up and leave the bar quietly.

What did the priest get for Christmas? Herpes

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Why did Doris fall down the stairs? Because she was a stupid, uncoordinated old hag with no control over her bladder.

What does Santa get for Christmas? A shitload of work to do.

Knock Knock! Who's There? Not Steve Jobs.

I don't always drink beer, but when I do, I drink water!

whats pale and white your ass.

Why did the little kid use pillows at night? Because he was constipated.

How do you know if it's to late to turn your homework in? When the time allotted is up.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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