- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black man and an asian woman have a baby. Then a hispanic and a native american have a baby. Their babies have a baby. What is the baby? Society's worst nightmare.

Q: How do you get a clown to stop smiling? A: Hit it with an axe

What do you call a one eyed hippo? A do-you-think-he-potamus

What did Sarah Palin say to her daughter on Christmas? Merry Christmas

whats the differnce between a baby and a dart board? dart boards dont bleed.

roses are red, violets are blue, I talk to myself, and so do it I.

Why did the blind man commit suicide? Cause his wife was so ugly he went blind and become depressed a shot himself...twice.

What do you call a woman who has one leg that's shorter than the other? Asymmetrical.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it noticed that there may be foodstuffs on other side.

What Starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn.

How can you tell if a woman is dead? She has no pulse.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

Why did the kid get athsma? Genetics.

What did the mouse say to the elephant? Squeak.

If John has 32 candy bars and he eats 28, whAt does he have? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

So there is 10 Nazis and a monkey the rest doesn't matter but i farted...

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? -Hey! Where's my tractor?

Hi, my name is Mark and I have dead babies in my garage... Just kidding. My name is not Mark.

Women's rights

Knock Knock. Who's there? UPS.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a house red. Babies, especially dead ones cannot paint.

Wha'ts Slippery when wet? A Wet Slipper.

A Mexican, A Jew and a Irishman walk into a grocery store...The Mexican buys some bread, the Jew buys some bread... and the Irishman buys some bread.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing..

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