The Charlotte bobcats.

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What's worst than Rick Perry? Two Rick Perrys.

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Two drums and a cymbal fall down a cliff. Ba-dum pssh.

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A Mexican walked away from a construction site.

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What's black, white, and red all over? A zebra that's just been shot, despite the fact that zebra hunting is illegal.

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a park bench? The Mexican is alive and the park bench isn't.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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Did you hear about the red ship and the blue ship that collided? Everyone on board died.

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What do you get a black guy when he is hungry? Something edible.

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What's worse than a dead man?  2 dead men

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Someone once told me a joke. It was funny.

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Whats white, and edible? white chocolate

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Why did the chicken attempt to cross the road? To retrieve his dead relatives in the middle of the street.

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What do you call Obama? - the president

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Unflushed Shit...

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roses are red, violets are not, this poem makes no sense. Bananas

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What did the mute child say to his parents for the first time? "My head hurts" Doctors later found he had hypertensitive heart disease and an aneurysm in his brain. He died later that month.

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jewish people like other jewish people.

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How do you keep an extraordinary magician from performing his show? Replace his shampoo with battery acid

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What is the best thing since sliced bread? Sliced butter.

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Why can't a T-Rex clap his hands? Because its dead

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Why was the little boy crying? His whole family died.

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What's worse than the titanic sinking 9-11

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roses are red violets are black why is your chest as flat as my back

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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