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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Billy fall down? Because his brain was replaced with a piece of toast.

if japanese cars are called riceburners would german cars be called jewburners

A chicken met a chicken, And they were chickens two, Two chickens met two chickens, And they were chickens too. Four chickens met a boiling pot And they were chicken stew.

what do you get when you cross a daniel lesiak with nothing? Answer - A gay homosexual

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the chicken fall off the tree? It was stapled to the monkey.

How did the lifegaurd break his leg? He was hit by a submarine!

A man is walking down the street and sees a women sat on the pavement crying, he walks over to her and asks "what's wrong?" to which the women replies "it doesn't matter" the women then walks away as she did not want to share personal information with a stranger.

Roses are green Violets are yellow Those are the wrong colors oh well who gives a shit.

A mushroom walks into a crowded bar, the bartender says "we don't serve your kind here." Protestingly, the mushroom replies, "why not? I am a spore reproducing eukaryote!" Everyone stares as an awkward silence ensues.

Why does Susie fall off the swing? I shot her in the head with a pistol.

What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? A pilot.

Two gay men enjoy a wonderful second date together.

What do you call a fridge? Dorothy.

What do you call a blue duck that speaks? A dream.

Why did the blonde fall off of the swing? Because someone threw a machete and it made contact with her skull, thus causing a painful break and rapid blood loss, making it virtually impossible to remain sitting upright.

What's even faster than the speed of light? The speed you close out of porn when you hear someone coming into the room.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead. why did the frog fall out of the tree? because it was stapled to the monkey,

I cut my pubes, Now they itch a lot.

What happened to the jew? He got shoved in an oven.

What do you call a black man driving a car? A driver.

why did the girl fall of the swing because she was pushed of by obama

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple, finding a apple in your worm.

What do you call a horse, a cow, a pig, a sheep, a dog, a cat, and a mouse all walking in a straight line? Animals

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