- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man with AIDS walks into a bar, what does he say? I have AIDS

What is wrong with this phrase? The next line is false. The first line is true. Answer: llamas

A man stuck his diick in a blender He had a "penis shake" for breakfast

How do you make Sasuke cry? Kill his family

why do girls like 77? ................ ...................... ................. ...................... ................ becuz they get 8 more :P

Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock WHAT THE F*** DO YOU WANT?!?!?!?! Oh, well then nevermind

Why was the kid underwater? He hit a rock.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

What happens when you eat all the strawberries? They are GONE...

I asked the librarian for a book on suicide. She said "I'm sorry we don't have those in stock." So I just hung myself.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the immigrants.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Chuck Norris' cheese

what do you call a shoe with legs? roadrunners.

Why did the bird fall? It was an ostrich

What did the fish say when he ran into a wall underwater? dam

whats short and has spots? A mouse with the chicken pocks.

Why did the girl cross the road? She didn't. Well, she tried but when she was halfway there, she was hit by a bus and had to be rushed to the hospital.

"Knock Knock" "Who's There?" "Sara" "Come in, we will have a cup of coffee in the good company of each other."

What ticks like a clock and has numbers on it? A clock.

How many times does it take a blond to start a car? Usually once; however, the weather may have an impact how well the engine will spark.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was making a suicide attempt.

Dani Barton is a heart breaking 13 yr old.

Why do black people eat at KFC? Because KFC serves good food at reasonable prices.

Who lives with josh moran? A gay asian

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