In the beginning God created the heavens and the Earth. He then created the water, the sky, land, sea creatures, land creatures and humans. He rested.

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Do yo know what a decasexual is? A decasexual, as defined on various websites, is somebody who has strong physical attractions to male humans, female humans, male animals, female animals, sounds, smells, tastes, feelings, movements and objects. The term decasexual derives from the latin language, meaning "ten sexualities". Decasexuals exist everywhere.

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What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

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Your Mom

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what's worse than finding out god isn't real? finding out he is

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What did the drug addict get for Christmas? He got hepatitis, fired from his job, and nothing from his family because their relationship was badly damaged by his addiction.

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how many gay men can you fit on a barstool 1

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planking.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know.

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Chayton

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Not at all, I find your perception of things like that quite pleasing, you obviously care about me, and care about your wife, that's nice.

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What is x (4 - 10) + 6879 (333) x 678912345 - 9.87537 when x equals pi? Answer: YOUR FACE!!!

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How do you get a clown of a swing set U hit it with an ax 2.5 times

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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What happens if Pinoccio says my nose is about to grow?

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Your mama's so stupid she brought syrup to the quidditch world cup because she heard there would be quaffles!

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Guitar. Guiar who? Violin.

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What do you call a man who just came home from a 72-hour work shift ? You don't call him, you let him sleep.

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"Knock Knock" "Who's There?" "Sara" "Come in, we will have a cup of coffee in the good company of each other."

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Q: What's worse than burning your tongue on hot chocolate. A: Getting shanked by a homeless man

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Why does Magic Johnson always use extra large condoms? Because he's got a giant dick and HIV.

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I like my woman like I like my coffee. Good.

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What is funnier than 9 black fellas dead in a trashbin? 1 black fella dead in 9 trashbins.

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What happens when you drop the soap in Prison? You pick it back up and go about your business.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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