What's worse than 20 babies stapled to one tree? Getting life imprisonment after...

Whats the difference between a watermelon and a black person? Ones fun to hit with a baseball bat, and ones a watermelon.

What's long, hard, and full of semen? a penis.

Why did the black man die? Why didn't the black man die?

me:I will trade you 5 dollars for 10 dollars blond: Okay! me: ...

Knock Knock! Who's there? Pen. Pen who? Pen is blue. The pen is blue. THE GOD DAMN PEN IS BLUE!!!!

What did the teacher say to the other teacher? We are both teachers

A baby seal walks into a club.

There once were two muffins in an oven, and one definitely did not start talking to the other

Knock Knock Who is it? Me, I forgot my keys on the way out oh ok...

Why did Suzy fall of the swing? -she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Not Suzy

whats the difference between a black person , spook and a porchmoney.... there is none there all stupid stinky n-ag-ger-s

Why did a guy with schizophrenia does it take to walks into a bar.

Albert and Hunter, Forever in love < 3

whats worse than fining 7 dead babies in 1 trash can? finding 1 dead baby in 7 trashcans!

What's one thing a black man can't have? White skin

What do you call a blue duck that speaks? A dream.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead. why did the frog fall out of the tree? because it was stapled to the monkey,

What's white and sticky? Glue

What do you call a helicopter above Hawaii? A helicopter.

What do you get when Chuck Norris meets Chuck Norris? A bad joke.

There are stars in the sky when it's dark. You may have noticed I used a contraction in the previous sentence.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? The Pilot.

what do a midget and a dwarf have in common? they both die by the age of 25 due to genetic failures.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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