-Knock Knock. -Come in.

Knock Knock Whos there Reality* Knock Knock *Opens Door*

Is this the Krusty Krab? No, the Krusty Krab is a fictional place, and therefore does not exist.

A man had a terminal illness. He died a few months after he was diagnosed.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house. No. Neither has he

Why did the chandelier fall on the little boy? Hell if I know, the only person who saw it got hit by a chandelier and died.

Justin Beiber does not have a really good voice.

What's 5+7? Piccillo

Knock Knock, Who's there? The Police. *No Answer* The police then give the S.W.A.T the signal, bust down the door, and kill 15 high profile targets issued by Liberia. The man who did not answer the door was Carlos Pedrouez, a serial killer, meth addict who has been apart of the Arizona sex slave trade for over a decade. The world can now sleep softly. The door was also red.

A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear, The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear. The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf." (props- Marty Smith)

Never said that friend, anyway I got to put this down, people are asking why I am typing anti jokes. Well, they should all know how much I love spamming by now. ;). Now, you better do not have someone hack this site, it will be a hell of a lot easier explaining this, if this information is not recovered much later, days after getting hacked away. Give it three months, half a year or so, and I will contact you if you like. Have a nice day.

A shark walks into a bar and the bartender says why the long face. The shark replies i dont have cancer just a terrible drinking problem.

Knock, Knock. Come in.

What did the white man hand to the mexican? His college degree because the mexican had completed all four years of college with a 4.0 GPA.

Why cant stevie wonder see? He is blind

what time is it rape time

Q: Whats more fun that nailing babys to a fence? A: Ripping them off.

whats worse the being in a car crash? finding out that your mother and father were in the other car and were fatally injured.

What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? That she should train harder for her next boxing match, or find a less physically demanding hobby to partake in.

What's worse than 20 babies stapled to one tree? Getting life imprisonment after...

Q: Why did the cookie go to the doctor? A: Because he had terminal brain cancer.

This is my rifle, this is my gun, one is for shooting, the other is decorative.

Whats the difference between a watermelon and a black person? Ones fun to hit with a baseball bat, and ones a watermelon.

What's long, hard, and full of semen? a penis.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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