What would you do if you're eyes just suddently exploded? You would never see again.

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What do you call a fridge? Dorothy.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his pig? Wheres my Pig?

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What happens when you are caught in the serious offense of killing somebody with intent? You get in trouble.

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Your mother is a man.

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How do you make a kids fall off a swing? Throw an axe at them

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What's the difference between a black man with a pie and an asian with an apple. They're of different ethnicitiesand cultures, and are holding different foods.

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A police man, doctor and stage actor walk into a bar. They're identifying the corpse of the stage actor's brother.

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Why couldn't the cat eat it's food? It's face was stapled to the floor.

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What is red and invisible? No tomatoes.

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whats the difference between a blonde and a brunette? A. Genetics.

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Steve Jobs.

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666 im christian

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What is a pirate's favourite letter? There is no definitive answer. It depends on the individual pirate, and the environmental and genetic factors that go to make up his or her preference for a particular letter.

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you wanna hear a joke? no

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what do a plum and a rabbit have in common? there both purple except for the rabbit

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a large dog on its side of the road attempting to harass it.

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How many small children does it take to change a light bulb? None. Children are not old enough to do this by themselves.

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In the beginning God created the heavens and the Earth. He then created the water, the sky, land, sea creatures, land creatures and humans. He rested.

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Do yo know what a decasexual is? A decasexual, as defined on various websites, is somebody who has strong physical attractions to male humans, female humans, male animals, female animals, sounds, smells, tastes, feelings, movements and objects. The term decasexual derives from the latin language, meaning "ten sexualities". Decasexuals exist everywhere.

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What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

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Your Mom

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what's worse than finding out god isn't real? finding out he is

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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