Wolf Pussy

Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause your mom has cancer

I learned a new party trick over the weekend; I swallow a piece of string and it comes out my other end tied! I shit you knot.

Why couldnt Jimmy swing on the swing? because Jimmy's a fish

Why did the car suddenly stop? It was at a redlight.

Jack and Jill climb a tall hill to get some water from the well for there farther who has been working in the fields. Jack trips and hits his hell on a rock and Jill promptly calls 911 and stays with him until help arrives.

What's big and purple? Something that's big and purple

What is this a book??!!! What am I supposed to do...... READ IT?????!!!!!!!!!

Why did the little girl selling lemon aid die? Someone drove by and threw a fridge at her

SPAMS!!!

What do you call 2 midgets and a pencil rolling down a hill? Satan

What's the difference between a Jew and Hitler? Well, I asked you so I don't know why you said "what?".

Patiant: Doctor Doctor i feel like a pair of curtains Doctor: ok Patiant: what shall i do ? Doctor: Go how and stop wasting my time

A bar walks into a bar, it is then you realize you are in an alternate dimension.

Knock knock Whose there? you you who you know who you are

What do you call a black guy with a fan? An African American male Homo Sapien who is most likely hot and sweaty and is probably trying to create cold air and then reduce how hot they are likely reducing the sweat glands natural instict to create ameliorate of sweat and then make him feel better.

How do you torture Helen Keller? Leave the plunger in her toilet with the handle greased.

knock knock, who's there? you goodbye

Your mama so fat, that it's starting to affect her relationship with her husband in a negative or harmful way. (CSC)

An Irish man, a Scottish man and an English man walk into a bar ... The Irish man's a bit dim, the Scotsman's tight with money and the Englishman's a bit of a racist.

The Holocaust

Why din't the boy get a Christmas present? Because his dad go hit by a bus.

Roses Are Red Lemons are sour, open up your legs and give me an hour

How do you get a movie star to go out with you? Blackmail.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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