What is this a book??!!! What am I supposed to do...... READ IT?????!!!!!!!!!

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The doctor said he had good news and bad news. I asked for the bad news first. He said, "You have AIDS. I asked what the good news was. He said "You will only have it about a year."

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Why did the little girl selling lemon aid die? Someone drove by and threw a fridge at her

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Knock knock. Who's there? Becca. I just found out i have aids, so you should probably get yourself checked out.

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SPAMS!!!

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What do you call 2 midgets and a pencil rolling down a hill? Satan

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A bar walks into a bar, it is then you realize you are in an alternate dimension.

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Patiant: Doctor Doctor i feel like a pair of curtains Doctor: ok Patiant: what shall i do ? Doctor: Go how and stop wasting my time

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What's the difference between a Jew and Hitler? Well, I asked you so I don't know why you said "what?".

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What do you call a black guy with a fan? An African American male Homo Sapien who is most likely hot and sweaty and is probably trying to create cold air and then reduce how hot they are likely reducing the sweat glands natural instict to create ameliorate of sweat and then make him feel better.

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How do you get a movie star to go out with you? Blackmail.

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Roses Are Red Lemons are sour, open up your legs and give me an hour

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Your mama so fat, that it's starting to affect her relationship with her husband in a negative or harmful way. (CSC)

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The Holocaust

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An Irish man, a Scottish man and an English man walk into a bar ... The Irish man's a bit dim, the Scotsman's tight with money and the Englishman's a bit of a racist.

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knock knock, who's there? you goodbye

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How do you torture Helen Keller? Leave the plunger in her toilet with the handle greased.

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A termite walks into the pub and says "Is the bar tender here?"

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There once was a man from Bangkok, who hated limericks.

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What did the black father say to his daughter? you're adopted

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What do you call a bird with wings? Redundant.

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Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the bird

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What is worse than being ran over by a bus? Nothing really.

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Whats the difference between pizza and Jews Pizzas dont scream when their put in the oven

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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