- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between a grape and an elephant? They are both grapes, except for the elephant.

I had a joke about a tie, but it wasn't funny.

What did the penguin say to the polar bear? Your in the wrong hemisphere

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why did the bird fall out of the sky? it had been shot by a bird hunter, as it was bird season.

Knock knock? Whose there? Who's. Who's who? No you used the wrong form of who's.

"Knock Knock" "Who's There?" "Sara" "Come in, we will have a cup of coffee in the good company of each other."

Why did the indian man take the peanuts out of his lunch? Because he's allergic.

What walks on four legs in the morning, two in the afternoon, and one in the evening? A dog that plays in traffic all day.

Polly went out for a cigarette. Then she was raped.

Whats worse than living with cancer? Dieing of cancer.

What is big, red, and eats rocks? A big red rock-eater

A Black a Jew and a Pollack walk in to the bar bartender says "how may i help you gentlemen"

Hey, name is Anita, I am Nero`s nurse, he told me to say that if you wish to speak any further, you are going to have to call him and prove you are not some guy. Say Tifa, do you ever play videogames?

Q: What's worse than burning your tongue on hot chocolate. A: Getting shanked by a homeless man

Why did the chicken cross the road? To escape her abusive father

What's wrong with your hand!!!!!???? nothing.

When life gives you: High Fructose Corn Syrup,Citric Acid, Ascorbic Acid,Maltodextrin, Sodium Acid Phosphate, Magnesium Oxide, Calcium Fumarate, Yellow 5, Tocopherol, and less than 2% natural flavours... Make lemonade.

Why was Johnny crying? Because... Because... Because... Because... Because... Because of the wonderful things he does.

-What's a real anti joke? -This.

A family of black people get onto a plane. The son said to his father: "Why do planes have wings?" The father then replied by saying: "To help them fly son." The plane's wing then fell off due to a building error, then the plane crashed and everyone on board was killed.

Holocaust jokes aren't funny. Anne Frankly, they're just out of bad taste.

a man walked up to me and said someone is dying with long terminal cancer i said who? man replies your cat. i replied i don't have a cat. man says whoops wrong person

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