- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Oprah is black and the richest women in the world!!!

Whats better than the holocaust. Darfur

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? You set her on fire.

What do you call a bicycle that likes threesomes. A tricycle

Two people were walking down the street. One was assaulted.

What is white on top and black on bottom? Society

what did the man with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? cancer.

Knock, Knock Knock, Knock Knock, Knock No One's home.

Q; Why was the man loosing his hair? A; Because since he was at an older age, he was going bald.

How many girls does it take to sell out a Justin Beiber concert? None, all of them are boys.

A plane is flying from NY to Canada, but crashes on the border. Where do you bury the survivors? You don't bury survivors.... Just kidding, there were no survivors

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? He didn't have the necessary mental ability or muscle structure to complete said task.

Whats pink and fluffy? Pink Fluff

a dragon walks into a bar. the bartender says "stop it". the dragon eats the bartender.

Why was the black man shot, He resisted against a highly political challenger. Unfortunately for him the Armenian politician was not a very nice guy.

how do u fit 20 jews in a car? 2 in the front and 20 in the ashtray

How much wood would a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck Chuck Norris? Cheese on toast.

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Someone else's cheese.

What's the sound of victory? The sound of a knife cutting into a baby.

A white guy, a mexican, and a terrorist each throw something out of airplane Then they realized it was a bad idea and karma gave them cancer because they may have hurt someone

What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

Why does smokey bears wife never have kids? Because every time she gets hot smokey beats he with a shovel

What is red and not there? No tomatoes.

What's black on top and white on bottom? Rape.

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