When life gives you: High Fructose Corn Syrup,Citric Acid, Ascorbic Acid,Maltodextrin, Sodium Acid Phosphate, Magnesium Oxide, Calcium Fumarate, Yellow 5, Tocopherol, and less than 2% natural flavours... Make lemonade.

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So a man rapes a little girl but rips her eyes out before he does it. In court he said the appropriate thing about this was that she could not see it cuming.

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How many black guys does it take to change a lightbulb? None can, since noone can work together because they cant see eachother.

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i love antijokes

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why didn't bobby eat breakfast? because i stapled his head to the floor

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you just lost the game!

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What did the prostitute say to the cop? What? I can suck your dick for free Mr. Officer

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Knock! Knock! Whose there? Chris Chris who? (There was never a response. Leaving the man to wonder who Chris was... Was it his high school buddy Chris? His former colleague? That guy who filled his propane tank down at the gas station? Was that guy's name even Chris-or was it Craig? Craig, it was definitely Craig.)

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My mother-in-law is so fat that I sometimes worry my wife will look just like her after she gives birth.

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Asians

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Q: What is black and hangs from a tree? A: Kevin Towers

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What is red, and bucket shaped? A red bucket.

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Why did the man not get home to his loving family? He blew up.

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Your Mom

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How many dead babies can you fit into a bathtub? 17

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French people

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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A jew went to Germany.

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Guy 1: Yo dawg Guy 2: DID yOU JUST FUCKING CALL ME A DOG>/?>/???? Guy 3: Yea

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Why was 9 afraid of 1? Because when dialed together, an emergency call was most likely coming and 9 is very sensitive to those types of moments

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Your mom goes to college

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the middle of the ocean? SOL.

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Why was Jim gay? Because he liked penis.

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What is big, red, and eats rocks? Big Red that eats rocks. -For Abel

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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