Why did the chicken cross the road? To mourn the loss of his daughter who died due a fatal car crash, caused by him while he was driving. across the street

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Why couldn't the boy play catch with his dad? His Dad is dead.

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why did bully fall of his bike He was eaten by a fridge

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What do you call a black armless legless man I Don't know but im kind of hungry

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What do you call a black guy in space? An astronaut

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Women's sports.

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Why cant i stand up? Cause i shat my pants

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Why was my teacher depressed? Because she wanted to live in her pasta

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The mouse and the elephant went to take a bath. They had a nice time.

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wanna hear a joke?... Womens rights

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Q: How do you fit a giraffe inside a refrigerator? A: You can't, it is physically impossible...

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What turns red and explodes in a microwave A cat

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How did the happy clown die? Testicular Cancer.

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how much dub would a dubstep step if a dubstep could step dub? purple

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What do divorce and a loose bear in a zoo have in common? They both tear families apart

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What would you call the Flintstones if they were black? N*ggers.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? It wasn't. Numbers don't have emotion.

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A bar walks into your mother.

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A Mexican, A Jew and a Irishman walk into a grocery store...The Mexican buys some bread, the Jew buys some bread... and the Irishman buys some bread.

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A young Asian boy got a B on his test. He went home an showed his parents even though he was nervous of their reaction. They told him that a B was a good grade and put it on the fridge. After that he began to gradually flunk each class one by one because of his parent's inability to push him to be better. He is now homeless and an alcoholic.

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[Enter Funny-Anti Joke Here] [Enter Retarded Answer Here]

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no u

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Women's rights

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I don't often drink beer. But when I do, I recklessly beat my wife and kids.

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