Why dose not the cat bark? Because it's a cat!

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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What did the bartender say to the midget as he entered the bar? Nothing besides attempting to serve him in the same manner as any other reveller whilst attempting to disguise his sense of pity for the midget's debilitating and somewhat stigmatised condition.

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Knock knock Who's there? Alzhiemers guy Alzhiemers guy who? Knock knock

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Q: What word contains all the letters in the alphabet? A: A made-up word, probably.

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What's the best part of having a doctor for a best friend? The sex.

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How do you make a baby eat his food? Make one first

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because i was keeping his family at gun-point on the other side.

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Q: Ask me if I'm a tree. A: No, I am not a tree.

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What's the difference between a white guy and a black guy? Their skin color.

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs after he got into a fight with his cat? You call him by his name and apologize for leaving catnip on his head.

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Where did Jimmy go after the bombing? Everywhere.

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Knock knock whos there punctuation

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Three blondes walk into a community college.

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Roses Are Blue Violets Are Purple Black is Purple Im colorblind

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Why didn't the 13 year old Black boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

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a show horse jumps over a bar

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Shoot for the moon. Even if you miss, you'll probably just land back on earth.

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what's white on top and black on the bottom? Society

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Howmuch wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Anyone? I'm trying to settle a bet.

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My mom just died....

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What did the penis say to the vagina? Nothing, genitalia can't speak.

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what did the monkey say to the breast cancer?

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Wife: Do you know what the most untruthful lie I've told you? Husband: What? Wife: That I love you. By the way I'm leaving you for your father. The twins are gay and in love with each other and your daughter is a hooker with AIDS. Your mother killed herself upon hearing all this news. She suffered a lot. Oh, the dog died by rat poisoning that your dad put in the backyard. Bye.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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