A pregnant woman is about to deliver. Both she and her husband are very excited about their first child being born. Then, it turn out that their baby has a rare deformation and has no limbs at all. They still love him

Why did the fish bite the house? Because he wanted to eat the house

Help! I'm locked in a anti-joke factory!

a man walked out of church and said F***!

Q:Whats funny? A:Genocide

Where do cows go on the weekend? The slaughterhouse.

There are four black people near each other ? KITKAT !!! :D

One jew, three Canadians and a Dutch man walk into the bar. The jew buys a beer for the Dutch guy, then the Dutch guy responds with.. "Thank you."

What do you call a guy who acts straight but is really not? Verl.

I dream of a world where chickens can cross the road without having their motives questioned

A blonde, the pope, and a young kid are in a crashing airplane and there's only one parachute. But by the time any of them equips it, the plane hits the ground and they all die.

Q: What is the most common question among children? A: How are babies made?

Why did the Nazi not help the black man up after he had been badly injured? The Nazi was in a wheelchair.

Why does my friend pick up trash? Because he is a garbageman

Q: Why didn't the chicken cross the road. A: because he's a chicken?

What do you call a black priest? HOLY SHIT!!!

Q- Whats The Difference Between a Jew and a TV Dinner? A- One Gets Cooked in the Oven and the other is a TV Dinner!

What's the difference between a zebra and a newspaper? Everything.

Q: what is man without a beard A:not a man

whats worse then a paper cut, the holocaust, whats worse then the holocaust, two paper cuts

Knock knock who's there? ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! dislike me!

there are 2 sausages in a pan. one sausage says "wow it's hot in here" and the other sausage says "MY GOD A TALKING SAUSAGE!!!!"

Why did the man throw the clock out the window? The man's loving family had recently been murdered, and the clock was a constant reminder of their mortality, as it had served as the center of those horrific events.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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