what do you call a bear on a unicycle? improbable.

What was the color blind boy's favorite color? I don't know? neither did he

A black guy and a Mexican are sitting in a car who's driving??? The Cops

Whats worse that biting into an apple with a worm in it? The Holocaust.

If life gives you melons, you might be dyslexic

Not at all, I find your perception of things like that quite pleasing, you obviously care about me, and care about your wife, that's nice.

silly rabbit, rape is for babies

What's the difference between a Elephant? It can neither bike...

I have read the Terms of Service.

What do you call a dumb Asian? An Asian who lacks education.

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Q:What are black basketball players good at? A:Running,shooting and stealing.

What did the farmer say when he lost his pig? Wheres my Pig?

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? I don't know. I wasn't there.

There was an old man from Limerick. He was of scottish ancestry and nearing his 76th birthday.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Its a chicken, giving it the tendencies to wander if not properly fenced in.

Q: who is the worst person to ever post "jokes" on anti-joke.com? A: ryan valee

A black man and a black woman are in a car, who's driving? The police.

Poop

What's meaty and has a poof? A meatball with a bubble.

Chuck norris walked into a bar. He went up to the bartender, clenched his fists and gave him some money

So i walk in my house after drinking that night.... my wall is green

Knock, Knock Who's There. You. You who. You are you. WTF!

A handicapped man rolls into a bar. He buys a drink, talks for a while, and rolls out.

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