What did the boy do when he was cold? Got a blanket.

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I always tell people " I have the heart of a child! " Then I continue "It's in a jar on my desk"

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks what he'd like to drink. The man pulls out his gun, shoots the surprised bartender, and proceeds to execute all the patrons of the bar and finally commit suicide. A post-mortem identification of the man identifies him as a victim of childhood sexual abuse and a diagnosed schizophrenic. There is a nice funeral for all the victims and the media respectfully minimizes exposure of the event.

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Rebbeca black walked into a bar on Saturday

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Why is Digimon better than Pokemon? It has a better story and character development.

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John:Why couldn't the T-Rex clay his hands? Billy:Because his arms are too small! John:no he's extinct dumbass

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two guys are waiting at a train station...6 hours later one guy turns to the other and says "train aint coming"

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Q:What do you call a dog with no legs? A:It doesnt matter he's not gonna come

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A small child and a pedophile are walking hand-in-hand through the dark, creaky woods. "Mister," says the small child, " I'm scared." "YOU'RE scared?" says the pedophile. "I'M the one who's gonna have to walk back alone!"

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how did the horse fall into the river? he sliped

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How do you get a black man off a swing? ask him.

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How many perverts does it take to screw a lightbulb?

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What's the difference between jelly and jam? Jelly doesn't contain pieces of fruit.

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Q.What's worse than running over a dog on the road? A.9/11

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What would you do if you're eyes just suddently exploded? You would never see again.

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do you know what's so funny? yup

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No? Neither have they.

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Wanna Hear A Joke ? Afgan

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What has two wheels, two arms, and a head? A man in a wheelchair. Why was he in a wheelchair? He stepped on a landmine. A man walks, I'm sorry rolled, into a bar.

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Why can't Sally brush her hair? Because she has leukemia.

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Wanna here somethin funny? Nope.avi

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Why did the airplane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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a man walked into a bar, however the bar was in Pakistan so he got shot by terrorists

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Roses are bacon Violets are red I have a gun I'm not very original.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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