What's worse than 100 babies tied to a tree. 1 baby tied to 100 trees

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Will you marry me?

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Why are black people so good at basketball? Hard work and determination.

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A white man and a black man play a game of basketball, who wins? It depends who's better

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An blind orphan in an impoverished Irish village develops both AIDS and terminal cancer. You laughed a little at that. You are going to hell.

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Lil' Wayne

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What did one muffin say to the other muffin... Nothing they are muffins.

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What did my mom get for christmas? My dad, D1ck in a box. My dad's name is Richard.

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What Mary short for? Due to the fact she has no legs, on account of the flesh eating she contracted after a visit to argentina thanks to the make-a-wish foundation. Mary also has cancer

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Jesus Christ walks into a Hotel.. he hands the Inn keeper 3 nails and says " Hey..can you put me UP for the night?"

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What is the difference between a jew and a pizza? One if part of the four main food groups, and one is not.

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A:what happens when you throw a black guy down from sky-scraper Q:he dies

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Why did the pig fly cuz his wife is a bitch

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i felt like burning some calories so i lit a fat kid on fire

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Why did the math teacher cry during 6th period? He was held at gunpoint.

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? It really depends on the make and model of the car, as well as the relative size and weight of the people in question, but legally you can only have as many people in the car as there are seatbelts available for them.

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whats the difference between a baby and a watermelon? ones delicious and the other is a watermelon

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What is the difference between a black guy and an asian? They are both black, except the asian

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Where does a leper go every Monday and Wednesday? The dermatologist.

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Whats red and hairy ? A carpet !

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What's purple and eats rocks? Scientists are still looking into this question.

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A horse walks into a bar the bar tender says hey you cant be in here you are a horse so the horse leaves.

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what's the funniest anti joke? not this one

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have 5 fingers, The middle one's for you!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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